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10-21-2016, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
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I am a Heffalump, working out of state, should I visit Houston?
Where are the great places to stay?
Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?
Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.
Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?
Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?
And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.
For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love.
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10-21-2016, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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Answers to all questions are HERE
And it's not even February.
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10-21-2016, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 18, 2009
Location: frisco tx
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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Where are the great places to stay?
Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ?
Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.
Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk?
Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case?
And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble.
For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love.
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you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........
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10-21-2016, 10:57 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2010
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PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube?
Can't wait to meet you!
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10-22-2016, 05:04 AM
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Location: nw houston
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make sure you bring your 89 lb anorexic addict friend with the crazy eyes for doubles
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10-22-2016, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
PM me your rates for the butt love. Are you open to me penetrating you with a warm curling iron, using icy hot as lube?
Can't wait to meet you!
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No way! I am not falling for that one again, the past 3 times, once that icy hot wears off... My butt hurted for weeks.
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10-22-2016, 08:26 AM
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10-22-2016, 09:30 AM
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Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested.
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10-22-2016, 03:14 PM
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I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal.
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10-22-2016, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by GracePreston
I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal.
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10-22-2016, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also.
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Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...
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10-22-2016, 09:58 PM
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I'm only interested if your Heffalump ass is bringing along a Woozle for doubles. No woozles, no deal.
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My driver..... Pffft
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10-22-2016, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
Well if you're at least okay with the warm curling iron, I'm still interested.
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That is negotiable ..... It's all about the Benjamin's ( or Abe Lincons on the right day)
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10-22-2016, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 11, 2016
Location: Land of the free where I want to be
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Food Gallery
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Nothing says I love you like Hartz Chicken Buffet here's one of my recent photos...

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They frequently posting pictures of their food.
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10-22-2016, 11:28 PM
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you forgot to mention her showcase will be 24 pics of her face and hair taken at just the right angle........
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+1
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