Nasty Thought
Four guys paly a round of golf, have a few and shoot the breeze for a couple of hours after.
Joe says, 'Geez guys, it's late, I have to go or the old woman is going to bitch'.
'Just do what we do. You can stay out as late as you want. Go home, march upstairs to the bedroo, ripp the covers off and go down on her. When she comes, she'll pass out and be none the wiser when you got home.'
So, Joe stays, gets hammered and does just what he was told to do. after his wifey nuts, she passes out and snores a couple times. He goes to the bathroom and is almost finished cleaning up when the door opens and there stands his wife in her robe.
'Good thing I caught you. We're sleeping on the couch downstairs tonight. Mom is spending the night and sleeping in our bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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