Out of the eight dicks I sucked this week, here's the breakdown:
3 bent to the right
3 bent to the left
1 was perfectly straight
the last guy never got hard enough for me to figure out which way he leaned
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2 were most assuredly Democrats
2 were most assuredly Republicans
the other 4 didn't fill out that portion of my questionnaire
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8 took both their shoes and socks off for the occasion
1 I assisted in removing his boots
1 almost popped before he could removed the left sock
1 lucky bastard got a foot-rub
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3 brought beverages
1 took me to lunch
1 made me dinner on two occasions
the other 3 were of the no-frills variety