You know you're a dirty old man when...

[Altbier]

...you realize that the 20-year-old provider you've just kept busy BCD for the last hour is younger than your granddaughter.

[FootLong]

That's one way of looking at it, Altbier. Another is that you are still a red-blooded, American male, and you're not dead yet.

Remember, it's only dirty if you're doing it right.

[MsPrittiKitti]

Originally Posted by FootLong

Remember, it's only dirty if you're doing it right

i knew i liked dirty old men for a reason
they know how to do it juuuust right

[bigjimt52]

Hi.....my name is bigjimt52 and Im a dirty old man.....

[Jed Clampett]

You're a dirty old man when you realize that the hot 20 year old provider has a 46 year old mother you would like to do also!

[Samcro84]

Originally Posted by Jed Clampett

You're a dirty old man when you realize that the hot 20 year old provider has a 43 year old mother you would like to do also!

Hell I am old enough to do grand ma too. I have stayed away from younger that 22 since I have a daughter in college.

[Jed Clampett]

Originally Posted by travelerman

Hell I am old enough to do grand ma too. I have stayed away from younger that 22 since I have a daughter in college.

I would do the 20 year old's grandmother too! There's a lot of sexy GILF'S on this board that are younger than me!

[Guest030824]

You know you're a dirty old man when...

You pat a girl on the ass and she just smiles

[Erich711]

Hey wait fellas... I thought we all established a looooong time ago that we're all friggin' boy-dogs till the day we fly west...

And... since the ladies insist... we have to shower... sigh... Ergo,

We're Clean Horny Old Men... now, on to the next stage... define OLD dammit!

[Guest030824]

Proud to be a dirty old man. I worked hard to get to this point and I damn well want to enjoy it. I do caution those patting young gals on the ass be careful it's not some GUY with a pony tale.

[bigjimt52]

Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board.....and Ive tried to wear them both out....but cant......

[Guest061815-1]

Originally Posted by Erich711

define OLD dammit!

Old is when "Pulling an all-nighter" means not having to get up to use the bathroom.

[a10bomb]

I'm not a dirty old man but I am willing to learn

Teach me old wise one's!!!

[nerdy123]

required reading

http://www.amazon.com/The-Sensuous-D.../dp/0802703631

Read it in my early 20s- beat that shit!

[Mike6082]

You know you're a dirty old man.... When you pass screening from that hot mid 20's babe with the tight ass, six pack abs, nice firm tits, you pull up her profile for one last look before you head her way, you see her beautiful body and notice her perfect smile with bright ivory teeth....and you shit your pants. That's fuckin old!