Yes the girl in the portfolio (#7 +11) is smoking hot... she is a model I photographed (and I can't provide her info without permission

). She came in for a fashion / portfolio shoot and as we worked together the chemistry was getting better and better. Before I knew it she was topless then she got naked and we were getting some amazing images! Sometimes I pinch myself and think: Am I dreaming?? Of course I don't pinch myself too hard incase I am dreaming, I don't wanna wake up!
As far as "Can you make my Vienna sausage look like a Knackwurst?" I don't recommend a fish eye lens - it'll just make your d@ck head, look crazy large - I would recommend Photoshop... with that I can do almost anything!! Don't forget the spicy meatballs too!