What planned excuse do you have?

[rrtx88]

Leaving a motel after seeing a provider last week, I was thinking "If I saw someone from work , what excuse would I use as to why I was there". Now of course if I saw the co-worker leaving another room, I think we would share the secret but if on Monday they said "Hey. I saw your car pull out from the Motel 88. What were you doing over there?" I think I would look like a deer in headlights.

What pre-planned excuse do you have? If you someone you knew saw you leave a hobby visit from a place you don't normally spend time. Guess this could apply to guys or girls.

[sixxbach]

I don't think you would have anything to worry about. How would they explain THEIR reason for being at a motel?

Their excuse would be as full of shit as yours...

sixx

[rrtx88]

Originally Posted by sixxbach

I don't think you would have anything to worry about. How would they explain THEIR reason for being at a motel?

Their excuse would be as full of shit as yours...

sixx

Oh I agree. I was thinking if they were driving by and saw your car parked at the motel or just happened to see you leaving a room as they drove by.

[Bimm63]

Unless you drive a super exotic or unusual car I would tell them they had me fucked up with someone else.

Always Always Always deny

Originally Posted by rrtx88

Leaving a motel after seeing a provider last week, I was thinking "If I saw someone from work , what excuse would I use as to why I was there". Now of course if I saw the co-worker leaving another room, I think we would share the secret but if on Monday they said "Hey. I saw your car pull out from the Motel 88. What were you doing over there?" I think I would look like a deer in headlights.

What pre-planned excuse do you have? If you someone you knew saw you leave a hobby visit from a place you don't normally spend time. Guess this could apply to guys or girls.

[rockerrick]

Mind your own business comes to mind for me.

[Michael_Loomis]

Either no one would ask and if they did ask then they are probably close enough that I would just say " I was getting some pussy " and then we'd have a laugh about it. Glad I'm not some congressman, holy man, or high profile guy that I have to be all scared that getting caught will ruin my career.

[VictoriaLyn]

You can just say you were dropping a friend off...

[Toyz]

Toyz Top Ten Excuses

10). This is my second job as Motel 6 Security...
9). I'm Still Lookings Wingman...just hangin' around for the leftovers...
8). Oh no, this IS my home...maid service, fresh towels, can't beat it...
7). This is how I give back to the community-charity work for unwed mothers...
6). My sister is visiting, and the spare bedrooms flooded...
5). I'm addicted to their "Continental Breakfasts"...
4). "OK, don't tell anyone...I'm undercover CIA & this is a stakeout"...
3). I was there on the "Austin Haunted Hotels" tour, have you been yet?
2). Its a GFE hotel & I won a free night. "Guaranteed Finest Establishment"
1). I was getting slimed by two of Austins finest, wanna do doubles next week?

[Guest062716]

Originally Posted by rrtx88

Leaving a motel after seeing a provider last week, I was thinking "If I saw someone from work , what excuse would I use as to why I was there".

Toyz, that was funny.... and I was hoping to post under Vikki Lyn....



RRTX88, Deny Deny Deny is always a good defense..... If they don't buy it, at least most people will drop it.

I personally do not have an excuse planned (and I do have a high profile car and plates). I do try to park discretely and simply walk in or out of any place as if I belong there.

If you are uncomfortable with the prospect of deny, then here are several suggestions for your consideration:

1) I found a wallet/purse/cell phone/I-pad at the store/stop/gas station and called the owner's number inside/on it. I was simply dropping it off.

2) I am interviewing for another company/position and had to meet the headhunter/interviewer..... I really appreciate your discretion on this one...

3) I witnessed someone hitting a parked car and taking off. I went to the manager, who called the owner of the vehicle and I was there for a bit writing a statement for their insurance claim.

4) My brother/cousin/army buddy/college roommate etc is visiting from out of town. They are a little down on their luck and I dropped by with a meal and a few bucks and spent some time catching up.... I hope you can understand the need for discretion on this one....

Hope that helps.

Respectfully,

OldSarge

[Nina Sparxx]

@ toyz tff

@ rr DENY DENY DENY

[VictoriaLyn]

Originally Posted by OldSarge

Toyz, that was funny.... and I was hoping to post under Vikki Lyn....
Respectfully,

OldSarge

Sarge
you can be under me any day

[Ready2Rock2]

I never worry about that kind of thing. If it happens, I'd just say I was there visiting a friend from out of town.

[Vyt]

This is kind of funny. Why would you feel guilty about being seen in a car at a hotel? Do you not have friends who visit from out of town? I'm pulling into/out of hotels on 'legitimate' business often.

Now, running into friends/coworkers at strip clubs is where it can be awkward...

[sixxbach]

Originally Posted by Vyt

Now, running into friends/coworkers at strip clubs is where it can be awkward...

Imagine if you were a closet funny boy and were seen getting out of your car at a male dancer show lol

I could care less if I run into someone I know at a SC. Could be worse, I couldn't talk my way out of picking up a SW on Powell. Ah, maybe I could...

sixx

[homer13]

SC, motel, it's all good. Most the people who know me well know I like SC's and ladies. Now family and some friends/coworkers may not but if I run into them at a SC well then we can hang out at the SC because were both there. Motels can be explained away easy enough.