A True Saints Fan
Four guys spend loads of time and money planning for a trip to the Superbowl between the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts. Two days before the group is to leave for Miami, Frank's wife puts her foot down and says that Frank cannot go. Frank's friends are upset, but what can they do?
On game day, two days later, the group arrives to the stadium only to find Frank sitting in his seat already with a beer in one hand and a hot dog in the other.
"Man how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
Franks says "Well, I have been here since yesterday. The other evening I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up behind and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a sexy see thourgh nightie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had rose petals all over the place and dozens of candles lit. Laying on the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and handcuff her to the bed, so I did... And then she said "Now do whatever you want!"
"So, here I am!"
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