Dumbest porno plot ever

[phaedrus]

Wow, this is the dumbest porno plot I've ever encountered - and that's saying a lot!

Throat: A Cautionary Tale

Synopsis

A beautiful young woman is found dead in a field amidst shards of broken glass. Who was she? Why did she die? Who killed her? We move back in time to her life as a young student, waiting tables, unable to make ends meet. She takes a job in a peep show where she learns, to her great amazement, that the seat of her sexuality is in her throat. Suddenly her sex life, always a pretense of pleasure, changes dramatically.

But where she sees pleasure, her boyfriend sees profit...and pushes ''The Girl With The Golden Throat'' up the ladder of success, from peep show to private clients to featuring in a major club called The Zone.

Tired of being used, she snaps...and attempts to bite off the cock of the biggest porn star in history...leading to her own tragic demise. And of course, during the autopsy, the coroner and his assistant find something in her throat they've never seen in any throat before: a clitoris...a tiny bit of flesh that made and unmade the life of a lovely young girl.

[nuglet]

it's a twist on the original "Deep Throat" with Linda Lovelace..

[Victoria Columbari]

Funny..lol

[FoulRon]

I think "Dracula Sucks" beats it hands down. And the actual movie is crap to boot!
Of course, with that title you'd think it was a gay porno, but it ain't.

[JennsLolli]

Once I read an amateur erotica story about a man who won the lottery. He went out and bought an RV. Five paragraphs about how awesome the RV was. About two paragraphs about the banging he did inside with some chick he picked up with.

Another amateur erotica with a romantic focus. They went the Olive Garden and ate lots of linguine alfredo, breadsticks, and tiramisu. Then they went to Kohls and he bought her some earrings. Then they had vanilla sex at their hotel, which I can only assume was a Best Western. I just giggle when fantasies are so...pedestrian? And who the hell would eat that meal before they knew they were having sex?!?!? WHO?

ACTUALLY, there are a lot of buffets mentioned in amateur erotica. They aren't used as a metaphor for no holes barred, just in there for some reason. Once again, whose fantasies include buffets then sex? It must be a George Costanza thing.

[Pitfall]

So... a date at the Golden Corral is a no-go then?

[JennsLolli]

My joke feels too crass to put on here, so I'll just say no. =)

[onei]

Porno flicks have a plot? :-)

[FoulRon]

Originally Posted by onei

Porno flicks have a plot? :-)

Believe it or not, they used to, back in the day when they had pretensions to be actual artistic works.
Some of the late 70s to early 80s films were actually good enough that if you stripped out the hardcore scenes, you still had a decent film.
Of course, most of the time, we didn't care!

[onei]

True, but even then it was a poor excuse for a "film." I think the worst of all was the acting. If it weren't for the sex scenes none of them would be on film. Then add to that the terrible job of overdubbing the "ohhh's" and "ohhhh's" and "Yes, YES, Y-E-S!" Even the producers were terrible. In fact, they made the most terrible 70's show look like a production of today. :-)

[playingnthedark]