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Old 06-18-2017, 08:22 AM   #1
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Default What's the difference between a prostitute and a chicken?

A chicken says cock a doodle doo.

A prostitute says any cock'lle do.
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:46 AM   #2
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What do you call a hookers fart?
A prosti-Toot
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:59 AM   #3
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What's the difference between a TS and a refrigerator.
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
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Old 06-18-2017, 09:15 AM   #4
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I was gonna say that a prostitute only walks one one side of the street
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Old 06-18-2017, 09:43 AM   #5
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And nobody asks why.
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Old 06-18-2017, 10:37 AM   #6
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Ackshully, chikins say "cluck". It's tha roosters thet say "cocky-doodly-doo."
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Old 06-18-2017, 11:30 AM   #7
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a chicken?
After browsing the showcases, not much! smdh
Should have asked what's the difference between a prostitute and a hog... never mind
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Old 06-18-2017, 12:22 PM   #8
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Mine was a joke, yours was just rude.
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Old 06-18-2017, 12:41 PM   #9
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Mine was a joke, yours was just rude.
You're right Smpsit: plus, if you notice, he has TWO posts (not reviews) in the year he's been here, and this was one of them. LOL
Makes ya wonder huh? Speaking of "Chickens".
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Lmao
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:11 PM   #11
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This made me LOL!
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:35 PM   #12
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Default Not a "What's the difference..." joke, but a classic

Some vacationing providers were on the Sunset Limited train from New Orleans to California when the train stopped on the reservation in New Mexico. The NoLa providers saw some Native ladies selling souvenirs. "What are y'all?" the NoLa ladies asked.

"We're Navajos," came the answer. "What are y'all?"

The visitors smiled back, "We're New Orleans hos."

and don't forget to tip your waitress, folks.
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Old 06-19-2017, 12:57 PM   #13
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Ha!
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:39 PM   #14
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With the exception of one post, it's entertaining. A refreshing break.
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Guy asks a hooker, "how's business?"

The hooker says, "eh, comes and goes."
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