How bad is the economy?

[Sweet N Little]

The Recession hits everybody in the US ........

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[roscoe14850]

I especially like 4,7,9 and the last one!

[xtrem]

good one!!!!

[Fast Gunn]

Where do you find your wonderful material, Sweet N Little?

Those are some really hilarious lines

You've given new meaning to "Repossessed" and we'd better watch out for the suicide hot-line responders too!

[Sweet N Little]

Where do you find your wonderful material, Sweet N Little?
my brother sends alot of it to me

[4pse]

I personally like this one:

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

Good stuff!

[JahiaraQ]

lmao.... love it

[tia travels]

They're all good....but I like this one:

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!