Annual springtime reminder psa

[winn dixie]

Before the funnels/skin monsters start complaining. Weather warming, it's smegma and washing season.
Gents please wash your genitals and ass. Wear deodorant and keep your toenails trimmed and use moisturizer on them feet calluses.
Getting ahead on this before the usual onslaught of complaints from the funnels/ skin monsters .
Mongers yall been warned. Wash or get blasted in a forum.

Thank you

[winn dixie]

Providers take heed too
If you smell like pall malls and Boones strawberry hill
If you walk into a room and someone asks if you made gumbo
Yall too should wash and scrub

[Unique_Carpenter]

And,

When outside on a open lawn, watch out for Jarts coming down from above.
Of course if you deserve pointy items, nevermind.

[winn dixie]

No no

This is informational.

For dexterity it wouldn't hurt if both mongers and funnels gave a courtesy wipe after washing. Can't be too careful. No need leaving skid marks on sheets