When you have more money to spend, damn near every celebrity endorsing you, an old scumbag as your competitor, people who worked for him coming out saying what an incompetent piece of shit he is and that's just to name a few things. How the fuck can you lose the election?
I'll tell you how:
1) Answer every question the exact same way for three months regardless of whether or not your answers are well received.
2) Never clearly separate your identity from your boss who people don't like.
3) Never own anything as a mistake so when you are on a fluff show like "The View" and asked whether you would have done anything differently as VP, be sure to give it a thought and say, "no".
4) Never throw your boss under the bus for his job that you want even if the vast majority didn't like how he did his job.
5) Always have someone like Cardi B as a speaker at a rally. She is hard to understand unless you are from Washington Heights, NY and many people don't like female rappers with gigantic fake butts, but she is a name so there's that.
6) Always be politically correct and never mention that your opponent is old as fuck and is already showing signs of cognitive decline.
7) Always laugh regardless of whether or not it is funny.
8) Talk about fixing price gouging to curb inflation even if it makes little sense to most and probably doesn't to you either.
9) Tell the same stories about when you were younger so that the middle class and the lower class will relate to you even if they don't believe you.
10) Have a putz as your running mate to take your current job. Some people actually like story telling mascots.
Just having a little bit of fun, folks. After that MSG rally and the other foolishness after that, my only thought was, "does Trump even want to be president?"
I guess Trump has proven that he can definitely win against women but just can't win against a man.
How to Lose an Election101
