kinkiest or craziest ways ever that...you hit the big O..

[pxmcc]

^^hilarious UC..

[pxmcc]

to expand, cool that
a. your chick hunts; and,
b. shooting a deer makes her horny; and
c. that doggy in a deer stand got the botha yas to the big o..

usually in a deer stand at about 5am, i nod off and bitch about the cold and the fact that that coffee barely got 1 eye open, never mind a killshot plus a nut..

[Unique_Carpenter]

px,
You're not doing that right.
More than needed safety straps, enough to hang the weapons, thermos, munchies, etc.
I can sleep in a tree, swamp, snow, etc.
But....
Sleep the afternoon before.
So... yes a pre-hunt whatnot.
The standing mish was her idea and she took it for her.

[pxmcc]

^^lol sir..

[pxmcc]

so anyone who's sort of watched my "story" unfold over the years in hints i've dropped occasionally in various contexts knows i can't stand my hoa. they sued me once-totally silly lawsuit that cost me a fortune-and ruined our complex with toxic molds, as well as tried to steal my house by fraud.
now i have 5 active lawsuits against the scumbags and a disbarment hearing coming up for their scumbag atty.

note to self: if you're going to pick a fight with a bro who's a mixed mutt of a thing with some human, some pitbull, and some tasmanian devil mixed together. pick, like, a poodle, you know? these poor fuckers sleep very badly, which is like, super funny to me. and two of them are about to get indicted, which is even funnier.

anyways, whenever i get a chance for a lil schadenfreude, i take it.

this story has some similarities to gangolf's. so i'm swimming in one of our pools, and i happened to walk past a recirculation water jet that was surprisingly powerful, and..sexy.

so i figured, fuck it, let's have a lil fun. i grab my phone and park my crotch right in front of this water jet thingee. i start scrolling through the news while i'm basically getting a sexy rubdown. and i stayed there, just like that, until i exploded in my swim trunks, never dropping a hint of the sexy mayhem happening below. swam around to make sure i didn't have jizz cumming out of my swim trunks, got out, toweled off, n had a great effin day.

[Michael8219]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

this story has some similarities to gangolf's. so i'm swimming in one of our pools, and i happened to walk past a recirculation water jet that was surprisingly powerful, and..sexy.

so i figured, fuck it, let's have a lil fun. i grab my phone and park my crotch right in front of this water jet thingee. i start scrolling through the news while i'm basically getting a sexy rubdown. and i stayed there, just like that, until i exploded in my swim trunks, never dropping a hint of the sexy mayhem happening below. swam around to make sure i didn't have jizz cumming out of my swim trunks, got out, toweled off, n had a great effin day.

So, this v was you???
http://youtu.be/dcS1qFnQHEI

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Michael8219

So, this v was you???
http://youtu.be/dcS1qFnQHEI

no, because i can't swim for shit. all my swimmers just straight up drowned, and quickly. i'm a sorry case cause i have 2 siblings who made it to state 5A, one in butterfly and the other in freestyle.

i can go distance just cause of cardio but my technique is abysmal. zero swimming talent whatsoever.

[pxmcc]

c'mon ladies. fuck this shyness act..

[pxmcc]

so this happened to me twice at strip clubs in h-town, once at Club Onyx and once at Gold Diggers.

at Onyx, getting a hot table dance from a cute mixed ebony spinner with some dangerous curves-the danger is addiction btw lol-and starts grabbing my cock with her booty muscles up, moving it up and down her asscrack. we were both extremely wet from the bump and grind. she grabbed my cock with her starfish and used kegels-i was still fully clothed, btw-to start milking my cock of precum until..i finallyexploded right there and then. lol

[Triton]

Here’s my story at strip club and got a dance from very hot girl she starts off sliding her leg up and down looking me in eyes and she continued I guess seeing I was enjoying it slid her leg up further to her foot and toes and let me say I lost that battle and she just smiled really big

[pxmcc]

^^hilarious sir..

[tbone77494]

No question-in a threesome, I go to town in mish with girl one legs pinned back to her ears. As I get close, girl two buries her tongue in my ass while I'm still pumping. Just an enormous full body orgasm, especially if she keeps at it through the whole load.

[pxmcc]

^^well done sir. very well done..