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Old 11-09-2024, 10:37 AM   #1
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My neighbor has a pet turkey named Mr.Gobbles. Gobbles knows something is wrong. He's getting dbl feed lately and keeps getting weighed. Mr. Gobbles is spending more time in my yard with a worried look!

I just can't tell him.
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Does he want you to make him a raccoon disguise?
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Tried that. Lol
But his spurs kept ripping the costume
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Well that's not a surprise.
Cowgirl bunkhouse has a rule of not wearing spurs in bed, regardless of how hard a ride a gal wants, cause the sheets always get torn up.
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Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?
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Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?
Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.
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Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.
Is tumbleweed farm a safe place?
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Um no.
But he can stand in line with the cattle that get ...
There's even an outdoor grill spit just a Turkey's size.
From their ad:
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Freaking medieval looking. Nope, Mr. Tom gobbles ain't migrating to tumbleweed farm! Yikes
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It's good to hear Mr gobbles waking up in the morning. Right now he's in the field doing his daily routine.
Poor fella. His owners had the audacity to buy a new deep fryer this year. This might get gruesome.
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Teach him to escape.
You're good at that.

Or get him self defense equipment.
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I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim
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Winnie trying to catch the turkey and hide it in the witness protection program

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I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim
Mr Gobbles is a true King.
He deserves a go fund me account for relocation to a safe place I was talking about.
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