The Basics
Profile
Ethnicity
Caucasian / White
Build
Athletic
Measurements
34DD-27-33
Breasts Enhanced
Yes
Height
5' 8"
Weight
130lbs
Eyes
Blue
Hair
Red (Medium)
Piercings
Ears
Tattoos
None
Grooming
Trimmed
Smoking
Non-Smoker
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About Me
Biography
Hi everyone, I will be out of the office until the beginning of August :) Until then, I wish you the upmost best and great success!
Bio:
Just your typical pageant queen looking for THE HEAD judges. My friends describe me as humorous, ecclectic, kinetic, spiritual, punctual and educated. Im definitely a bohemian, granola at heart and love hiking and camping.
I would rather be naked in the woods with my face painted in a sasquatch-watch society than shopping at Barnies any day. And while were on the subject of crazy... I prefer my gentlemen on the clean and "sober-ish" end of sanity. I am a karma sutra, high priestess of the desert spirit living in a sanctuary filled with love and life... no dope, no exceptions.
I have an acoustic guitar I keep threatening to learn how to play. When I do it will be to cover artists ranging from 70's folk, 80's country, 90's alternative and my personal favorite, the blues.
I laugh. I laugh...but not everything is funny, like negotiating, which I find insulting. Listen, i know everyone's looking for a good deal. I get it, I do. However, Im also looking for someone whos going to be good to me, too.
I offer 1 package:
*The What the Fuck Just Happened
How to contact me:
Please contact me FIRST through text. I do screen. Everyone needs to have a minimum of two references ready for me.
Also, I unfortunately do not answer my phone from unknown numbers when you call. Please do not text after 9pm, as well. And get ready to have some fun... I like to play!
Likes
Big feet, worldly and charasmitic, bilingual
Dislikes
Arrogance
Hobbies
Rubbernecking, yoga, gymnastics, ice skating, camping. fishing and skeet shooting
Favorite Food(s)
Greek, Middle Eastern, French Pastries
Favorite Beverages
Espresso and Lemmon twist
Favorite Flower
Water Lillys
Favorite Perfume
Lavender, eucalyptus oils
Favorite Color
Aqua, the color of a lit swimming pool at night
Favorite Animal
Sasquatch
Favorite Music
Blues from the 20s, 30s, anything with strings, Nina Simone, RHCP
Favorite Holiday
Christmas Day
Preferred Gifts
a new car
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