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04-11-2010, 08:27 PM
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Gifts
I've received many lovely and appreciated gifts from clients during my time as a provider. But tonight I got one that is extra special and would like to recommend that the other gentlemen around here consider giving one to their favorite provider.
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp70221_33...nd_hv_250r.htm
And I can promise you that your face will cross her mind every time she reaches for it
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04-11-2010, 08:35 PM
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Assuming of course the lady doesn't already have one...
If she does, you'll be out the $$ and it's someone else's face that she'll see when she uses her buddy. Unless, of course, she bought it herself. Then any such gift you bought has been wasted. I know at least one lady who bought one herself.
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04-11-2010, 09:36 PM
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Hmmm...and now we know why they call him Mr. Romance....
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04-12-2010, 04:20 AM
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Hmmm...and now we know why they call him Mr. Romance....
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Since we are on the topics of vibrators and Mr. Romance, a lady friend of mine in Dallas swears by the vibrator below.
It's called Symphony. She claims to hear a symphony playing in the background when she is using it. ![Smile](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Btw, Lily, I am getting tired of playing Internet High Five with you. I grow tired of holding up my arm and you are slapping my hand entirely too hard. You obviously enjoy this. ![Smile](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/smile.gif)
On another note, come on Lily. Play fair with others. Calling CT Mr. Romance is uncalled for.
Mr. Romance doesn't even have time to get laid, even if he wanted to. According to him, he is on a "hobby hiatus."
As of now, he's averaging 12.51 posts per day. In a 24 hour day, that's 1 post every 1.92 hours or in an 8 hour day, that's 1 post every 38.37 minutes.
Only 58 more posts and he moves to number 8 on the Top Posters list, replacing TBONE, one of the owners of the board.
CT, I went ahead and cheated you out of an additional post by posting several of your favorite quotes below.
Sorry, Charlie. ![grin nod](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/classics/smilie35.gif)
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04-12-2010, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Blond_Lily
I've received many lovely and appreciated gifts from clients during my time as a provider. But tonight I got one that is extra special and would like to recommend that the other gentlemen around here consider giving one to their favorite provider.
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp70221_33...nd_hv_250r.htm
And I can promise you that your face will cross her mind every time she reaches for it ![Wink](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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An ex-girlfriend of mine had one of those. I kinda wish she'd had a camera on her the first night she pulled that sucker out; I'm sure the look of pure terror on my face was priceless.
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On another note, come on Lily. Play fair with others. Calling CT Mr. Romance is uncalled for.
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Either Lily doesn't like Charles, and the feeling is quite mutual, or (in the manner of nursery schools, kindergartens, and early primary grades across This Fading Republic) we have a case of Unresolved Sexual Tension that is simply going to be explosive if we ever get these two together in the same bedroom. I'm considering footing the bill to get Charles an hour alone with Lily if they'd let the encounter be video recorded, and give me the rights to commercial exploitation of same. Rights which I suspect would make me rich beyond the wildest dreams of avarice.
We've got the potential here for The Greatest Porno Flick Of All Time. Or The Most Legendary Snuff Film In The History Of Humankind.
Or, if I hit the jackpot, both.
Come on, give it a break. For at least a week, ok?
Cheers,
bcg (as I'm fond of saying, "all the subtle dynamics of a nursery school recess")
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04-12-2010, 07:32 AM
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Dang Lily, if I gave you one of these as a gift then why would you want to see me?????? LOL!!!!!!!! Us guys would put to pasture sooner than normal. Enjoy your new found friend and call when the power goes out.......... ;-)
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04-12-2010, 08:39 AM
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Oh come on. He makes it too easy! I put up a thread about giving gifts to your favorite provider and he comes right behind me to grumble about what a waste of money it would be. Yikes. I don't know if he needs to get laid or just give up altogether.
This thread was intended to spark conversation about gifts one likes to give or have already given to providers, or the ladies could chime in about their favorite gifts. The topic of ladies not being worth the extra expense is not called for. Now, back on topic, shall we?
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04-12-2010, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Blond_Lily
Oh come on. He makes it too easy! I put up a thread about giving gifts to your favorite provider and he comes right behind me to grumble about what a waste of money it would be. Yikes. I don't know if he needs to get laid or just give up altogether.
This thread was intended to spark conversation about gifts one likes to give or have already given to providers, or the ladies could chime in about their favorite gifts. The topic of ladies not being worth the extra expense is not called for. Now, back on topic, shall we?
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Agreed, but I just couldn't resist taking a shot......................
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04-12-2010, 08:54 AM
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The attachments Lily!
You need an ISO for the attachments! They are the funnest part. Kudos to whoever gave you this.
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04-12-2010, 08:59 AM
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The attachments Lily!
You need an ISO for the attachments! They are the funnest part. Kudos to whoever gave you this.
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Attachments!!!!!!!!!! Now I really am beginning to feel inadequate......... LOL.... ;-)
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04-12-2010, 09:07 AM
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The attachments Lily!
You need an ISO for the attachments! They are the funnest part. Kudos to whoever gave you this.
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Oh I got the attachments with it
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04-12-2010, 09:22 AM
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Oh I got the attachments with it ![Wink](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Well, we'll never see Lily again outside of the house............ ;-)
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04-12-2010, 09:22 AM
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The Butterfly
I have always had the idea to us this on a woman:
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-...ibrating-panty
Take her out on to a drink or whatever while she wears the special undies. I of course have the remote. Then, every now and again, you give her a little vibe. The intensity builds for a while, and then back to the room for some more fun. I think the control and not know when it will go off is the fun!!
Anyone want to try???
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04-12-2010, 09:34 AM
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Speaking of attachments:Famous Chinese lady of pleasure once said. "What is name of useless skin attached to penis? A man."
LOL, in Chinese, of course.
Since ancient time men and women have employed tools of pleasure to enhance enjoyment and add much spice to corporal enjoyment. Rather than replace partner, should be seen as expression of adventurous spirit and desire to find new and exciting ways to employ most essential sexual organ, the mind and active imagination.
Few visions are more captivating than expression of wild abandon to sensuous delight on face of lady who has just found new use for electricity.
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04-12-2010, 10:17 AM
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Well, we'll never see Lily again outside of the house............ ;-)
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The wand doesn't pay for its time with Lily. Don't get depressed; you'll get as much Lily time as you can afford.
She just doesn't need you to get off...
Cheers,
bcg
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