03-22-2010, 11:02 AM
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the zipper
this may be a old one
The bus stopped and it was a young lady’s turn to get on. She became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that
she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile
to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare
you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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