Working on my screenplay for "Skanks", need help

[JD Barleycorn]

In the spirit of the "Expendables" where a bunch of former action stars get together in one big shoot em up. I want to create a movie called Skanks. It will star former hotties who have pretty much ruined their lives and need a comeback. I am working on the list of actresses. Looking for under 30 or near 30 somethings. Skanks II will deal with older women and Skanks III will deal with Jane Fonda.

The lead actress will be Lindsey Lohan (if she is not in prison) also have Tara Reid, Natasha Lyonne. Looking for five more. Any suggestions?

[Guest032516]

Amanda Bynes. Falling apart fast.

[acp5762]

Any one of the Olsen twins.

[i'va biggen]

Madonna...

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by ekim008

Madonna...

She would be the star of Skanks part Deaux, lol.

[Randy4Candy]

Red Jane, hee hee, now JDB, there's what I would call optimism on your part - or delusion. Much the same as a flea marching up an elephant's hind leg with rape in mind.

[tia travels]

Lisa Robin Kelly from THAT 70s SHOW

BEFORE:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1293464576/nm0446605
AFTER:

[Prolongus]

Lohan would be crap shoot for sure... She just got arrested again for punching some chick. Thinking she would have trouble making the early morning shoots.

[CJ7]

you need Rip Torn and Gary Busey to help write the script

[Jackie S]

This used to be Superman's Girlfriend.

I don't know if she became ugly as shit before she became a liberal, or became a liberal because she is ugly as shit.

I also have read that she is a card carrying psyco.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...ail&FORM=VIRE1

[CJ7]

damn, Margot got O-L-D

lmao

[novacain]

Originally Posted by CJ7

you need Rip Torn and Gary Busey to help write the script

And Jan Michael Vincent should direct and co-produce it.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

This used to be Superman's Girlfriend.

I don't know if she became ugly as shit before she became a liberal, or became a liberal because she is ugly as shit.

I also have read that she is a card carrying psyco.

Yeah, it is kind of cruel to include her in this discussion. She is not some crazy skank party animal.

She has had genuine mental problems - bipolar disorder leading to manic episodes that caused her to be under psychiatric care.

I may disagree with her politics, but I don't believe in beating up on the infirm.

[i'va biggen]

I'M for Mel Gibson for the director..

[Guest123018-4]

Amy Winehouse but you would have to find somebody to play her part.