BRRAAAAAINNSSS

[bojulay]

Holloween joke i wrote.

Question: How many caretakers did it take to keep the cemetary grounds
in good condition,and the funeral home in good working order

Answer:Only one,that is until the dead people came back to life,crawled
out of their graves,and ate his brains,then nobody wanted the job

[Schroedinger's Cat]

Don't quit your day job.

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by Schroedinger's Cat

Don't quit your day job.

My day job includes the following items

1.YOUR MOTHER

2.A LARGE BOWL OF WHIPPING CREAM

3.ONE MILKING GOAT AND ONE BILLY GOAT

4.A TRAINED MONKEY THAT WE DRESS UP LIKE RUDOLPH HESS

5.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,TWENTY FOUR 500,000 WATT INDUSTRIAL
LIGHTING UNITS ( DONT WANT TO MISS A THING ) A LARGE INDOOR
ARENA AND A VERY LARGE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC CROWED.


MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS.

QUIT MY DAY JOB?

NEVER!!!!!


( Your messing with the kid son )

[Schroedinger's Cat]

My mother passed away 11 years ago, so unless you're a necrophiliac (I'll wait for you to look it up), I'd suggest you quit while you're ahead, sport.

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by Schroedinger's Cat

My mother passed away 11 years ago, so unless you're a necrophiliac (I'll wait for you to look it up), I'd suggest you quit while you're ahead, sport.

That caretaker was a friend of mine. Like i said the kid

[Sweet N Little]

Hey now, no arguing in my comedy section
smart & sexy

[bojulay]

Let me get my umbrella,a bud light,and a cigar,and i'll go hang out at her cesspool
all day.


( sorry SNL you are and will always be the coolest )