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Whispers · 08-20-2011, 09:16 PM

My two Strangest tend to involve one of my Nephews.

A few years back, on Prom Night I'm at my sisters house for pre-graduation party for my oldest nephew... There 4 young couples gathering in wait of the Limo coming to whisk them away....

Cameras are out and pictures are being taken by a couple of the parents and all the kids line up for a group picture.

One of the young men's dates catches my eye.... One young lady looks slightly out of place.... just a bit older than others..... As I am trying to figure out what is making her stand out she turns and makes eye contact and blushes instantly..... She was a 19yo ACC Freshman that ALSO happened to have danced at P10 2 nights previously and caused me to contribute to her fund for a new outfit for a party she had to go to that coming Saturday!

My My My... My nephew's Best Friend was dating a stripper that had been in my lap!

What a small world.....

Anyway... It got smaller yesterday afternoon... So small I didn't really know about it until about an hour ago.....

I was helping a buddy move one of his young lady friends out of an apartment complex adjoining a University Campus..... I gotta admit the scenery in this place was phenomenal..... At one point two young couples came up the stairs and into the unit next door and left shortly and I thought one of the young men looked a bit too familiar but I never got a good look at him.... but the shaggy hair seemed oddly familiar....

I had a quick bite with my Sister and he came by in need of his weekly handout.... and had a big grin the whole time..... I took a call and walked outside and as he was leaving he stopped and asked what I was doing down at the campus.....

oooops......

I probably could have played it off a bit but he then asked who the hot redhead was that was with us.... he hadn't seen her around before.....

Yeah... the sexretary was along with me and helping pack.....

He waits tables at a nearby restaurant and earlier last week I ALMOST walked in there with the young lady we were helping move....

I guess it really doesn't matter now that I'm single.....

Although he would be highly envious of my dating a JR at the same Campus he is finishing his Senior Year at!

Since this is a recurring issue I think I really need to take the young man out and expose him to some of my friends.... If he ever quits playing Call of Duty long enough....

I'm sure he would be pretty cool with it all... I've always been the cool Uncle that ran nightclubs and really "understood" him....

Guest020612 · 08-21-2011, 05:29 PM

Damn Whispers, I always thought I was a cool Auntie by letting my 19 year old niece drink wine coolers in front of me.

Just curious, would his mother, who I will assume is your sister, have issue with the stripper prom date or you tearing him away from Call of Duty and Farmville to hang at the club?

That alone would make Thanksgiving at my house strained and entertaining.

Whispers · 08-21-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ava Stone

Damn Whispers, I always thought I was a cool Auntie by letting my 19 year old niece drink wine coolers in front of me.

Shame Shame..... Providing Alcohol to a minor, even at home and under your supervision is still a criminal act..... Hopefully you were not being judgmental.....

The Stripper Prom Date was actually the date of a friend of his although all these kids grew up together it seems. Not sure how Sis woulda reacted.

And he's 22 for gosh sake..... Sis still babies the heck out of him but I think in some silent way my Bro-in-Law would approve. What could possibly be wrong with him meeting some hot chicks his own age?...

Guest020612 · 08-21-2011, 08:18 PM

Judgmental...me? Naw, just have a gang of the younger ones in my family. Mostly girls or else I would be the strip club going Auntie instead of the crime inducing alcohol giving one

Sounds like the brother-in-law might go along with you guys and have fun! Especially if he thinks he needs to get off the tit.

Nothing wrong with him meeting hot chicks his own age, this sounds like it would be a fun trip. It would be a great story to tell later. He might loose control of his bowels, knowing his uncle is pulling hotties his age.

I keep my world pretty small so it is interesting to read about balancing it out....

Whispers · 08-21-2011, 10:31 PM

19yo Girls like Strip Clubs.... Two of my favorite local providers have joined me on club jaunts on more than one occaision and usually get more play than I do!

Malcolm Exlax · 08-24-2011, 02:54 AM

Good thread. I try to keep it separate. I wish I could post something funny though.

FSCOB · 08-24-2011, 05:13 PM

I want a 19 yo strip club lover!!!

CRamsey · 08-25-2011, 12:01 AM

I'm a professor at a local university....I had a provider as a student in one of my classes. She didn't know who I was, but I instantly recognized her. She was fairly smart too. She is hot, but I don't think I could take the chance to book with her and freak her out. Then again it might be a hot student/teacher fantasy of hers? lol

austin_voy · 08-25-2011, 10:42 AM

Once had a provider as a patient, before I was in the hobby. Couldn't see her face in her showcase, but she kind of stripped down a little more than she needed too before I could even get her a gown, so I recognized her boobs. Sweetie, I'll never tell. But now I can giggle a little more than I did at the time.

Naomi4u · 08-25-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

Shame Shame..... Providing Alcohol to a minor, even at home and under your supervision is still a criminal act..... Hopefully you were not being judgmental.....

I know ... *sigh* It sucks doesn't it? Only in America would they allow an 18 year old to shoot gangbang porn films but not consume alcohol. Gotta love this country.

Guest110911 · 08-25-2011, 09:10 PM

having someone you previously seen...become your patient is always interesting.
thank god im not an OBGYN

rekcaSxT · 08-28-2011, 10:23 PM

One of my employees a couple years ago was also in this hobby. One day we were at work and a local provider came in to our place of business. She shows her face in her pics, but he didn't recognize her at first.

I took him aside and asked if he recognized her from anywhere. He immediatly walked back up to her and looked her in the face and gave her a bit of a creepy "hello".

I thought we were busted, but she probably just took it as another guy trying to hit on her. (she is quite the looker)

Anyway, I saw her a couple times after that and even offered her an "ASPD discount" in hopes she would reciprocate.... she did not...

Oh well

austin_voy · 08-29-2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

Shame Shame..... Providing Alcohol to a minor, even at home and under your supervision is still a criminal act..... Hopefully you were not being judgmental.....

Actually you can serve and allow to be served your own kid, even at a restaurant (but not many know about this and it's worthless to argue). But if he/she has a friend with you, said friend is drinking ice tea.

When I lived in Europe, Americans were viewed as weird because we thought that our kids (ie, me) would somehow be corrupted because we drank in controlled social situations (with adults, in moderation). 'Cept my folks. I hated the taste of beer at the time (WTF?!?!

) but a good cab was then, and still is, one of my favs. And eis wein for dessert? Wonderful. But now it's either a solid tawny or a tokay.

In Mexico it used to be "money on the bar" for age, now it's "wink, wink" 21 except at spring break.

rekcaSxT · 08-29-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by austin_voy

Actually you can serve and allow to be served your own kid, even at a restaurant (but not many know about this and it's worthless to argue). But if he/she has a friend with you, said friend is drinking ice tea.

When I lived in Europe, Americans were viewed as weird because we thought that our kids (ie, me) would somehow be corrupted because we drank in controlled social situations (with adults, in moderation). 'Cept my folks. I hated the taste of beer at the time (WTF?!?!

) but a good cab was then, and still is, one of my favs. And eis wein for dessert? Wonderful. But now it's either a solid tawny or a tokay.

In Mexico it used to be "money on the bar" for age, now it's "wink, wink" 21 except at spring break.

It was not her kid it was her niece. In Texas a parent or legal guardian CAN provide alcohol to their minor if they are present. At a restaurant is is legal BUT many restaurants choose not to participate because of liability etc... The server has to serve it to the adult and then the adult give it to the kid. If the adult leaves the kid unattended the alcohol has to be removed from the table.

Chubby88 · 08-29-2011, 10:56 AM

I was crusing some of providers in a city that AI was headed for, and up pops one of my employees daughters! She had just turned 19 and was "going to school" in that city. She was a knock out and her pics didn't leave anything to wonder about. I was really torn if I should have told her mother or not, decided not to do anything.