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10-17-2018, 07:35 PM
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Texas Sex
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> Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
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> One said, ”I think I enjoy the "Rodeo" position the best.”
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> I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy.
> “What is it?
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> Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her
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> Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
> and whisper in her ear........
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> "These feel just like your sister’s! "
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> Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.
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10-17-2018, 09:14 PM
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funny.. if you're not from Texas.
in Texas, that is an Arkansas joke.
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10-18-2018, 12:28 PM
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No if it was an Arkansas joke you would be mounting your sister telling her tits feel just like moms!
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10-23-2018, 11:02 AM
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People in Arkansas know what a rodeo is?
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10-23-2018, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 7, 2016
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Or LA
What does the Unabomber and all the women from LA have in common?
They all have been fingered by their brother.
Cheers
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10-23-2018, 07:23 PM
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Lmao! These are hilarious lolol
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11-27-2018, 10:12 AM
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Lol!
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11-27-2018, 10:34 AM
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did you hear about the Southern Teen who discovered she was pregnant?
she and her unborn child reacted the same.. "oh shit, Mom's going to kill me"!
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03-30-2019, 02:41 PM
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🤣🤣🤣😭 omg
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03-30-2019, 06:11 PM
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Let's Have A Great Year!
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It took me a second, but I just got the southern teen post.
OMG is right...lol
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