Jewish Divorce

[cookie man]

A Jewish Divorce Issue

A Jewish woman said to her mother, "I'm divorcing Norm!
All he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be about the size of a nickel."

Her mother replied, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

[repairman]

Thanks CM....I needed a good laugh tonight!

[selot]

That was good...

[gptxman]

LMAO... That hits the nail on the head doesn't it.

[vantruck]

Thank! That's a good one