NFL Week 17 Results
winners denoted in
green as usual
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Sunday, December 30th
12:00 PM CT CBS
Miami Dolphins 17
(7-9, 1-7 away)
Buffalo Bills 42
(6-10, 4-4 Home)
Line: BUF -5.5
O/U : 39.5
DF: Dolphins
the line says Bills are favored to win as they're the home team but I'm going with the FIshes.
DF: Kinda was hoping that he dolphins wold win. Bills really mauled them.
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12:00 PM CT FOX
Detroit Lions 31
(6-10, 3-5 away)
Green Bay Packers 0
(6-9-1, 6-1-1 Home)
Line: GB -8.0
O/U : 45.5
DF: Packers
Lions will put up a fight. should be close. Packs should win it in-spite of a lack luster season and elimination from the playoffs.
DF: Ouch, the cheeseheads got shut out!
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12:00 PM CT CBS
New York Jets 3
(4-12, 2-6 away)
New England Patriots 38
(11-5, 8-0 Home)
Line: NE -13.5
O/U : 46.5
DF: Patriots
I'd be shocked if they lost to the Jets. they haven't been playing stellar football, but they do find a way to win.
DF: Patriots win it at home while the Jets avoid a shut with a 3 pointer. Patriots are undefeated at home. (8-0)
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12:00 PM CT FOX
Carolina Panthers 33
(7-9, 2-6 away)
New Orleans Saints 14
(13-3, 6-2 Home)
Line: NO -7.0
O/U : 42.5
DF: Saints
the black n' gold will take care of business.
scuttle butt says 2nd QB Teddy Bridgewater will play. Brees is 8 yards short of his 4000 yard passing record. I think Brees will start in the 1st series or two and hand it over to Teddy.
DF: I'm disappointed in this game. all the good players did not start. Brees did not start.
Teddy is an ok qb. he struggled in this game. I don't think he'll be a saint next year.
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12:00 PM CT FOX
Dallas Cowboys 36
(10-6, 3-5 away)
New York Giants 35
(5-111, 2-8 Home)
Line: NYG -6.0
O/U : 41
DF: Cowboys
the line says Giants are favored to win as they're the home team but I'm going with the Cowgirls. Cowgirls have better defense than the NY Giants (let me rephrase that... NY Midgets)
DF: must've been quite a game.
Beasley's out of bound TD catch was reversed by video replay which determined he caught the ball in the end zone before going out of bounds.
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12:00 PM CT FOX
Atlanta Falcons 34
(7-9, 3-5 away)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 32
(5-11, 4-4 Home)
Line: ATL -2.5
O/U : 51.5
DF: Buccanneers
these 2 teams are out of the playoff picture and are playing for pride. this game will be close. Bucs have better defense than Atlanta, but falcons have a better offense than Bucs.
DF: dirty birds win it in a close match with the bucs.
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12:00 PM CT CBS
Jacksonville Jaguars 3
(5-11, 2-7 away)
Houston Texans 20
(11-5, 6-2 Home)
Line: HOU -7.0
O/U : 40
DF: Houston
Houston wins it by a mile!
DF: not quite by a mile, but they win it!
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3:25 PM CT CBS
Los Angeles Chargers 23
(12-4, 7-1 away)
Denver Broncos 9
(6-10, 3-5 Home)
Line: LAC -6.5
O/U : 43
DF: Broncos
kinda hoping that Broncos win this match up as an spoiler! Chargers is a very good team. colts are like meh! they'd have to play their best to be a spoiler.
DF: all I can say is that the colts suck! I should have gone with the Chargers on this pick. I admit I should have known better.
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3:25 PM CT CBS
Oakland Raiders 3
(4-12, 1-7 away)
Kansas City Chiefs 35
(12-4, 7-1 Home)
Line: KC -14.0
O/U : 52.5
DF: Chiefs
KC by a mile! Go Cairo Santos!!!
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3:25 PM CT FOX
San Francisco 49ers 32
(4-12, 0-8 away)
Los Angeles Rams 48
(13-3, 7-1 Home)
Line: LAR -10.5
O/U : 48.5
DF: Rams
49ers gonna get bitched slapped.
DF: looks like the gold diggers gave the Rams a run for their money in this Rams victory.
btw, the 49ers have the dubious distinction of having lost all the road games (0-8). bahahaha!!!!!
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3:25 PM CT FOX
Chicago Bears 24
(12-4, 5-3 away)
Minnesota Vikings 10
(8-7-1, 5-3 Home)
Line: MIN -5.5
O/U : 40.5
DF: Bears
Bears are fighting for a seed position.
Vikes need a win to get in to the playoffs.
going with the bears. better defense. going to be close. under 20pts.
DF: I was partially wrong on the O/U. It was under 40 pts, but not under 20pts.
Chicago wins it and whatever seed they're in, they prolly got it.
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3:25 PM CT CBS
Cincinnati Bengals 13
(6-10, 2-7 away)
Pittsburgh Steelers 16
(9-6-1, 5-3 Home)
Line: PIT -14.5
O/U : 45.5
DF: Steelers
going with the Steelers. they have a very slim shot at making the playoffs.
DF: Steelers win it in this close match.
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3:25 PM CT FOX
Arizona Cardinals 24
(3-13, 2-6 away)
Seattle Seahawks 27
(10-6, 6-2 Home)
Line: SEA -13.0
O/U : 38.5
DF: Seahawks
the battle of two avians. Redbirds are toast!
DF: Cards got roasted.
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3:25 PM CT FOX
Philadelphia Eagles 24
(9-7, 4-4 away)
Washington Redskins 0
(7-9, 3-5 Home)
Line: PHI -7.0
O/U : 42
DF: Eagles
eagles have a slim shot at making the playoffs, but they to avoid getting scalped by the indians!
DF: Looks like the Redskins got scalped by the Eagles in this shutout.
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3:25 PM CT CBS
Cleveland Browns 24
(7-8-1, 2-6 away)
Baltimore Ravens 26
(10-6, 6-2 Home)
Line: BAL -6.5
O/U : 40.5
DF: Ravens
DF: not much to say on this. Ravens win it.
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7:20 PM CT NBC
Indianapolis Colts 33
(10-6, 4-4 away)
Tennessee Titans 17
(9-7, 6-2 Home)
Line: IND -3.0
O/U : 44
DF: Titans
Last game of the NFL season.
going with the Titans.
DF: Dolts win it.
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Dilbert Firestorm's NFL week 17 picks
