Almost embarrassed to post this, but what the fuck.

[GymRat]

Surfing porn videos tonight and this product came up on a "pop up" ad. Sex toys will never beat the real thing, but I have to admit, this one got my attention. Let's face it, those of us that aren't married, you know you rub one off almost daily. For a seventy dollar investment, this may not be a bad purchase.

http://www.soloflesh.com/

[Champagne Brown]

Good old plastic puss..

[underscorejs]

Mmm.. what happens if you put too much pressure and water bursts out? LOL

[1inamillion]

That's called a squiter.

[Totempole]

Can you get it with stubble?

[ZedX79]

That is hilarious.

[Sexy Katrina]

Haven't these been around for awhile now?

[BFCjosh]

I would rather jerk off to porn than try to fuck one of those little fake pussy things.

[Seedy]

Originally Posted by Totempole

Can you get it with stubble?

Put some velcro on it. LMMFAO

[KatieKatie]

Originally Posted by 1inamillion

That's called a squiter.

I rarely read anything that is actually funny on here. Good job!

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by GymRat

Surfing porn videos tonight and this product came up on a "pop up" ad. Sex toys will never beat the real thing, but I have to admit, this one got my attention. Let's face it, those of us that aren't married, you know you rub one off almost daily. For a seventy dollar investment, this may not be a bad purchase.

http://www.soloflesh.com/

Don't be embarrassed. This topic has made me smile this morning.

But you have to fill this creature/thing/toy with water? Then, I guess that you have to let the water out? Sounds like a lot of work for an orgasm when you can just use your hand.

I must be lazy with self pleasuring!!!

[Trey]

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty.

[kerwil62]

Fuck that plastic pussy shit! I'd much rather have the real thing!

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Trey

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty.

I'm dying laughing over here..

[TheDr]

Originally Posted by Trey

Your boys will never let you hear the end of it if they find that thing. I'm with miss Elizabeth up there to much work for a nut. Not to mention its only available in white booty.

Much props Trey. Hilarious!