Girl Friend & Boy Jokes

[monalizza]

Why Girls Are So Beautiful And Pretty...
First Friend:Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend:So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend:Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend:It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.



Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao



girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P - See more at: http://9999jokes.blogspot.in/p/boyfr....uAJagEbm.dpuf
Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao



girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P - See more at: http://9999jokes.blogspot.in/p/boyfr....uAJagEbm.dpuf

girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P - See more at: http://9999jokes.blogspot.in/p/boyfr....uAJagEbm.dpuf
girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:P:P - See more at: http://9999jokes.blogspot.in/p/boyfr....uAJagEbm.dpuf

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by monalizza

girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....

That one cracks me up every time.