Who needs a White Knight?

[notanewbie]

No I am not offering my services. But the question stands, who needs a White Knight?

What is the White Knight's intent after the "rescue"?
is it to fuck you for free or at a discounted rate?


Do you care what the White Knight's motives are?
hold something over you so he can feel important?

Some guys have White Knights also, does that seem weird to the ladies?
if I was incapable to defend my selfish in a situation would you feel that
I was less a man if I had WK's come to my rescue?
( I would hope so)

Basically this thread is to stir up some shit. But the question I guess is after adding up the positives and negatives, weighing them against each other, is a White Knight worth it?

Please discuss.

** as a side not please feel free to think up alternate titles to this thread**

[boardman]

WK's can get fucked for free? Well, why didn't someone tell me earlier!

[dearhunter]

I am taking applications for a WK to stand up for me when I am at a loss for words.

Send resume along with a check or money order made out to cash, to

6969 Smartass Road
Fuckyouville, Texas 666

Care of the F*cking prophet

The winner will be the one who sends the biggest check.

[ferdburf]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

when I am at a loss for words

Translation = days of the week that do not end in Y

[enderwiggin]

How do you identify a WK?

I've been accused of being a WK for simply agreeing with a provider. And another time for questioning the legitimacy of a bad review. I gives a fuck if people think its true, but its worth discussing IMO. What makes someone a WK?

For my money, its the guys who have 5 reviews of the same provider and they're all glowing and never mention how big her ass is or how hellacious her stretchmarks are or how inadequate her BBBJ is or how she's always late or how she will call you to see if you can help with the phone bill this month. Meanwhile, NewbieX reads those reviews and gets suckered in to seeing this dream-girl provider. "You just got WK'd, bitch!!"

[simpleton]

useless thread....

[notanewbie]

I have been WK'd before and paid the price for the opportunity to see what they advertised as the dream-girl. I was even banned at the P thanks to a WK that I questioned the age of his ATF.

sorry simpleton I will try to do better next time.

I was hoping some of the ladies would comment on this.

[dearhunter]

Fuck simpleton, you don't owe him anything.

It's your thread. He sure found enough interest to respond.

[boardman]

TodaY always ends in Y.

I'm just sayin'

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Fuck simpleton, you don't owe him anything.

It's your thread. He sure found enough interest to respond.

dh, please understand I was being sarcastic. And I do not have any intention of fucking him.

hell I did a "nice weather we are having today" thread at the P. I have posted way worse shit than this.

[ferdburf]

Hmm, chili weather we're having toda !
*just baitin DH's WKs*

[guest071611-1]

I dont know if i have any WK's nor do i care to but i cant help if someone replies to everything i say on the board.. I guess i could ask them to stop but would it work.. I dont see any harm i guess cause they are NOT asking for freebies or anything.. I think its just playful...
N i think everyone on the board has someone they like to tease or flirt with.. :=)
N then again, i dont know if i answered your question lol...

[notanewbie]

your pic is worth 1000 words.

[dearhunter]

I love shock value.

If i say Holly is smokin, would i be a wk?

[guest071611-1]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I love shock value.

If i say Holly is smokin, would i be a wk?

Now stop it DH, dont let anyone know you have a nice side
Joking!!! :=)