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11-10-2012, 08:12 PM
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User ID: 130540
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Location: Texas
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Things NOT to say during sex ...
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11-10-2012, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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SL’S TOP 10 THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR
1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?
3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnancy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but it’s like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but it’s just not going to happen!
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11-10-2012, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: kansas
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Or honey I'm home...
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11-10-2012, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 9,785
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or.... call your SO the wrong name.
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11-10-2012, 11:18 PM
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Let's Have A Great Year!
User ID: 1650
Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
Location: Indianapolis & Touring
Posts: 10,589
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I've said about 3 of those things aloud and said about 3 of them to myself too. LOL
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11-10-2012, 11:24 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 30, 2012
Location: Houston, TX but do travel on business
Posts: 4,841
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That was funny...lol : )
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11-11-2012, 01:38 AM
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Lol im guilty of asking someone are u in there yet and are u sure u got this lol
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11-11-2012, 06:46 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Have we seen each other?
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11-16-2012, 04:10 AM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Apr 1, 2012
Location: San Antonio
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lol, it was really funny
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