Why Do Some Men Have A Dog but No Wife?

[ICU 812]

There is a thread that sdks, "Why do men cheat?" The following is a partial explanation.


Why some men have a Dog, but no wife…

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

And last… but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.

[Fancylady]

Dog good companion.Animals better then people sometimes.No wife.Hobbyists PAY sex workers to leave.

[Guest030816]

Bumper sticker I once saw...

The more I'm around people,
The more I like my dog.

woof

[xtsy79]

If the old lady went shopping and is carrying a bunch of grocery bags up the to the front door. The dog is barking at the back door to let him in.

Which door do you open first?

Of course the dogs door as he will stop barking once inside.

[jhobbyist]

Perhaps, one bitch is more than a guy can handle? haha

[Alyssa Marie]

hey, why does this have to be a story of why husbands dont have wives? why not why wives dont have husbands??

count me in!

i love my two 12lb balls of fur!
xo

[PsychedelicMut]

Like WOW! Man, dogs are cool. And nothing's more important than food and love. Join me now -- "Love, love, love, da di da di da di da di da da......" Right on!