Another Priest

[tia travels]

The priest at Sunday mass noticed that Michael took a ten-
dollar bill and two one-dollar bills from the collection plate, instead
of putting something in. He thought to himself, "I'd better keep an eye
on Michael."
The next week he noticed the same thing. So he waited outside the
church when mass was over, and as Michael came out, he accosted him and
said, "Michael, my lad, tell me, why did you take out a ten-dollar bill
and two one-dollar bills two weeks in a row, instead of putting money
into the collection?"
Michael replied, "Father, I'm embarrassed, but I did it because I
needed a blow job."
The priest looked surprised but said to Michael, "Listen, don't do
that any more. I'll be watching you from now on."
When he got back to the rectory, the priest was still perplexed.
Finally he decided to call Mother Agatha at the convent. He said,
"Mother, you've been such a good friend of mine, I have a question for
you. What is a blow job?"
Mother Agatha replied, "Oh, about twelve dollars."