Is There A Polite Way To Say Something?

[Hammer 21]

Friends,

A few quick caveats:

1. This question has nothing to do with any provider on this board or hobbying activities, per se.

2. I am sure we can all have our moments.

3. This is a serious inquiry.

So, a guy meets a great lady and the first time they get together and he is at the promised land he is overcome with an unfortunate odor from the lady's private area. It becomes difficult to pay the proper DATY attention and also detracts at least to some degree from the gentleman's enjoyment of the session/get together. As best he can tell, she is completely unaware of the gentleman's thoughts - he says nothing and does not give any outward signs of his disappointment or reaction.

The question is - is there any polite way to say, do, or suggest something to the lady without offending her? Do you simply hope it is not the case the next time? Do you suggest the two of you shower before getting started? Or, do you write it off and seek a lady with better hygiene?

Serious comments from men and women of the board are welcome.

[LazurusLong]

Here are some suggestions:

"Did something die in your cooter?"

"When's the last time you saw a doctor to have that thing checked out!"

[Guest021812-3]

You could finger her and then tickle her face.

[Boltfan]

I would try to shower comment. Tell her there is nothing better than feasting on her fresh out of the shower. If she still has the odor issue, even after cleaning, then you are on your own.

[L.A.]

Next time??

[lisa.lisa0302]

Ahehehe!

Originally Posted by TheBizz

You could finger her and then tickle her face.

Good suggestion.

Originally Posted by Boltfan

I would try to shower comment. Tell her there is nothing better than feasting on her fresh out of the shower. If she still has the odor issue, even after cleaning, then you are on your own.

[nbs4143]

Shower together is a good tease... and you can help cleaning that area... if after that she has odor still... then suggest to her to see a doctor...

Originally Posted by Boltfan

I would try to shower comment. Tell her there is nothing better than feasting on her fresh out of the shower. If she still has the odor issue, even after cleaning, then you are on your own.

[sweet.treat69]

Hmmm I agree.. tell her to shower, maybe play around in there a bit, then finger her and if she smells fresh try daty again (if you're not too grossed out).. i don't have that problem but maybe she was doing back to back appts that day or somethin....

[LazurusLong]

Here's to the crack that never heals. The more you rub it, the better it feels.

There is no soap this side of hell, that can wash away that fishy smell.

Come on. You can't wash a smell like he is describing out of a pussy.

There is something wrong and no soap will make it smell good enough to risk your face let alone your tongue down there.

[Caseykassum]

The morning prior to the next encounter; send her flowers, chocolates, and champagne along with a bottle of douche. Subtle yet direct.

[pyramider]

I guess dipping her in a tub of bleach water is off the table . . .

[Guest061312-1]

Originally Posted by pyramider

I guess dipping her in a tub of bleach water is off the table . . .

LOL! LMAO!! LMMFAO!!!

You can try.

[DFW5Traveler]

Sometimes people can become almost immune to their own smells. However, a bad smell for a woman can be more than just a cleanliness issue, it could be bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection from the aforementioned "stacking."

Ladies, it's funny for a second, but I can guarantee you that you will not get a repeat client, at least from me, if you have that issue. Nor will you get a repeat appointment if your client lands on a wet spot from your "stacked" schedule (another story and not a hijack).

The first and last times I've encountered the odor issue, it was from seasoned veterans who were well reviewed and very popular among us hobbyists (one retired and the other still active.) I will not say who they were in public, because that would start a shit storm of WK's. I personally had no idea how to say something, especially when both of them answered the door dripping wet from a bath/shower. As a caveat, I have added, to my 411 profile, that I like our encounters to start with her freshly out of the shower and no makeup.

[Guest020720]

dfw5...that's a good point.

I would however tell you that I'd ask to wear very light make up.
I have genetically passed down, dark eyes...so when I do go around friends without wearing any make up at all - I've always been asked if I was not feeling well. It does make a difference in my own self confidence as well.
Honestly - the light make up is what I prefer....but when I've shown up to appts without the eyeliner and "the works" that I've got on in my pics...I usually hear something about it. So, I'm sure with the make up - girls are willing to compromise if you are?

Regarding the odor...
The first time I had a UTI - I thought the smell was so bad. It couldn't have been me. But it lingered in the restroom after peeing and I thought I should get to my doc right away. Now, if I get one - by adding up the back pain, cranky attitude (worse than usual, ha ha), inability to get comfortable (probably again with the back/kidney) once I smell anything close to that smell - I'm either at the doc, or go pick up a refill of the antibiotic he uses to treat me for them. Granted, a UTI odor probably wouldn't be noticeable unless she urinated and didn't wash with soap and water afterwards....

I do think that a "rank" odor coming from what should be her honey hole....is something she may not be aware of...and you might just nicely want to say...(after the shower suggestion)..."listen, I love pussy and all...but I have to let you know, that you may need to see a doctor. Something just didn't seem right odor wise and I'd hate for you to get very ill because you weren't aware. Let me know when things clear up if you want to try again." (the last part added in case she's a regular that you've not experienced this with before.)

Good Luck,

Seems like a tough situation all around.

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by L.A.

Next time??

+1... Id call that a deal breaker
You might want to head to the Dr yourself now just to be on the safe side