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Originally Posted by ck1942
Military chaplains back when issued "pity cards" while some topkicks (first sergeants) had TS cards.
If you got enough punches (on the card) it was usually good for a cup of cawfee at the chaplain's office.
These days, TOFTT t-shirts usually suffice.
But, for those who thrive on visuals:
Dateless Valentine's Day:
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At the JWTC ft Davis the canal zone Winston l Olson was the base commander ,
LT COL Gildoni ran the special operations JOTC ,
NOT to implicate anyone but somebody was driving a jeep that had security clearance and the need to know at any check point ,well that guy driving the jeep drove right by the base commander at 40 mph while the full bird was getting into his drivers car and forgot to salute old droopy eyes .
Jeep driver no shirt on , a LT, helmet on with a fifth of some good Kentucky whiskey between his knees .
Didn't make it to next check point and was told couldn't go through ,
But I have the kneed to know you can not and will not restrict my path the 1st sergeant was told by the jeep driver ,
Just as the Base commander rolls up and of course I did not salute [ you see simply at the JOTC no rank is recognized ] But not to salute the JWTC, Base commander
Well mister some explesitive forth right shit came out and Mr jeep driver was in so much shit that the only place was allowed to go was the chaplains,
Now the Chaplin was a good old Irish Catholic who liked his booze same as the jeep driver ,
Olson came into the chaplains office some 9 hours later ,
Instantly the padre stands up and says to the COL,
Well it's about time , here for that deep down confession we talked about on the phone yesterday aren't you col??
Now is the only time I have to hear it but of course your jeep driven foul mouthed commando there will be privy to what you explain since he is not permitted to leave and return to his attachment with out your permission .
I will finish the story in a couple hours
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