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Old 07-18-2011, 07:44 PM   #1
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Default Favorite cheesy one-liner jokes?
Mine is: What kind of bee's make milk?
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Old 07-18-2011, 07:49 PM   #2
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When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.
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Old 07-18-2011, 07:53 PM   #3
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Can I take you shopping? Because I really want to fuck you in the ass.
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Old 07-19-2011, 01:23 AM   #4
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Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:00 PM   #5
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From a bathroom wall somewhere:
Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them wet and soggy and hard to light.
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:13 PM   #6
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Why is the alphabet in the order? Is it because of that song?
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:59 PM   #7
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Why did the provider leave the leaper colony? Business was falling off!
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What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?




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Not really a one liner joke-more of a pick up line-But still cute

How much does a polar bear weigh?......... ........................Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is *insert your name here* whats yours? lol
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What do you call a midget clairvoyant (sp) on the run from the law?

A small medium at large


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3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "im lookin for the man that shot my paw"
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Did you hear about the fairy judges that tried each other?
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Did you hear the one about the guy who thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company?
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how bout the cannibal who "passed" his brother in the jungle
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How about the queer bear who laid his paw on the table??
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