Cancer!

[Salty Again]

... Me fellow political thread posters,

... Let me put-aside me usual snappy patter
and just give you the Sad News:

President Joe Biden has CANCER.

He just announced it today - if you haven't already heard.

Now I'm not a doctor - so I don't know and won't
venture a guess as-to what type of cancer.
Or how severe it might be.

We will just have to wait for further details.

#### Salty

[winn dixie]

Supposedly it was another gaffe.

Listening or watching joeys is painful.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Supposedly it was another gaffe.

Listening or watching joeys is painful.

That's a symptom of Brain Cancer. He's had it all his adult life. By now the tumor must be larger than his brain, lol.

[Yssup Rider]

Swing and a miss boys.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Swing and a miss boys.

Yeah, we swinging and you missing, lol.

[winn dixie]

Were up to what? A big gaffe - a day?
When asked about the gaffes he gets agitated and irritable.
lib media turning on joeys.
approval rating drops nearly weekly.
motor skills are in decline biggly


All jokes aside. He needs to step down! Yes I know we would get kumallah. He needs to go.

[Jackie S]

If Biden has Cancer, that is the least of his problems.

With modern medicines, they can treat and cure Cancer.

The other problems he has, ie senility, stupidity, ineptness, chronic lying, chronic corruption, are incurable.

[Hdtown]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

If Biden has Cancer, that is the least of his problems.

With modern medicines, they can treat and cure Cancer.

The other problems he has, ie senility, stupidity, ineptness, chronic lying, chronic corruption, are incurable.

You must be talking about Diaper Don here and not Joe.

[Yssup Rider]

It isn’t cancer. It’s COVID. Very mild symptoms. Not enough to climb the steps of the White House for a photo op, like you know who did twice.

[JohnnyGleet]

He's actually a Scorpio. He got his Arthropods mixed up.
Dumb ass.

[Bubba_3000]

Democrats are the cancer, the virus, and the shame of America

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by Bubba_3000

Democrats are the cancer, the virus, and the shame of America

Welcome to ECCIE Bubba.

[texassapper]

[HedonistForever]

And I'll bet the good folks of Delaware were surprised to hear Biden say that literally everybody in Delaware has skin cancer, which is what he was talking about but that they all have asthma too. OH! and that it rains oil in Delaware. Bet you didn't ( nor did the people in Delaware ) know that.


https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-mocks-joe-biden-cancer-delaware-it-rains-oil-1726566


ox News host Tucker Carlson has mocked President Joe Biden for suggesting that he contracted cancer due to pollution heavy enough to cause a windshield "oil slick" during his childhood in Delaware.
During a Wednesday speech on climate change in Somerset, Massachusetts, Biden said that he and "so damn many other people" he grew up with in Claymont, Delaware, "have cancer" due to pollution so heavy that oil needed to be wiped off of windshields to drive. While the president does not currently have cancer, he was diagnosed with several "localized, non-melanoma skin cancers" that were surgically removed before he became president.


Carlson began his popular opinion show Tucker Carlson Tonight on Wednesday by insisting that Biden had announced that he was currently afflicted with cancer and had abruptly left the stage while refusing to take any "questions about his condition." However, the president continued to speak on environmental issues for another 11 minutes after making the remark.


Carlson suggested that Biden may have been diagnosed with "dementia" rather than cancer, while also insinuating that Biden had painted Delaware as "such an awful state" that it "rains oil." The Fox News host expressed skepticism about the White House saying that the president was speaking about his past experiences with skin cancer rather than a current diagnosis.


"The president explained that he has cancer because he grew up in Delaware, which is apparently such an awful state that everyone who lives there gets cancer," said Carlson. "In Delaware, it rains oil—that's how dirty Delaware is, it's a great state."


"So, the White House said today, apparently when Joe Biden was announcing that he had cancer, he was talking about a previous skin cancer diagnosis, OK!" he added sarcastically.
During Biden's speech, he recalled that his mother sometimes needed to wipe an "oil slick" of pollution off of the car windshield before driving him to school in the morning. He said that the pollution may have been the reason that he and others later experienced cancer.


Biden recalled a similar anecdote about his mother wiping oil off a car windshield during a speech in April, although at the time he said that the pollution was responsible for the asthma that he and "80 percent" of the people he grew up with had acquired, rather than cancer.


Carlson played a clip from Biden's April speech during his show, prefacing it with the comment that "it turns out when it rains oil, you don't just get cancer, you get other diseases too."
"But the question is, and is this a medical question, what is Joe Biden suffering from?" Carlson asked before welcoming Fox News contributor and physician Dr. Marc Siegel to the show. "Is it cancer, is it asthma [or] is it dementia?"


Siegel said that "oil on the windshield" did not "make sense" as an explanation for asthma. He maintained that he was concerned about the president's potential "cognitive problems," while conceding that Biden probably did not "think" he currently had cancer when he mentioned the condition in the present tense.


Hell, first you would have to explain to Biden what present tense means.


https://wcyb.com/news/nation-world/white-house-contends-biden-didnt-say-he-has-a-cancer-diagnosis-during-wednesday-gaffe

White House claims Biden misspoke about having cancer, was referring to past

Clean-up on aisle 3!! Which now has a permanent attendant for President Biden.

[the_real_Barleycorn]

If he does have cancer (and I have no reason to doubt him), doesn't this mean that the democrat party, mainstream media, and tech plutocrats sold the country a lemon. They committed fraud and we're supposed to accept the crappy substitute Harris. How would you feel if they sold you a fairly expensive luxury car and you found out that they knew the tranny was going bad. Would you take the used Impala and an apology?