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Old 07-07-2022, 08:06 AM   #1
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True story.
I was dating a young lady I had been chasing over a year. Everything including the sex was great. One day, she mentioned she had always wanted a Rose toy. So I bought her one. Two weeks later, not only were we not having sex, but we broke up. A month later, I ran into her. No "how have you been", "I miss you", nothing. All she had to say was she had lost the charging code for her Rose and needed to buy another one.

I didn't say anything but I was thinking "Bitch, I may be old but at least you dont have to stick a wire up my ass to get me going"

Ah, Karma. A Rose by any other name is still a bitch
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Old 07-07-2022, 09:31 AM   #2
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Funny...but not funny at the same time
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Old 07-07-2022, 12:14 PM   #3
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Funny...but not funny at the same time
Not that I was bitter,not in the least 🤨
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Old 07-07-2022, 02:16 PM   #4
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Wtf is a Rose Toy? ��
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Old 07-07-2022, 03:18 PM   #5
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Old 07-07-2022, 06:11 PM   #6
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Wtf is a Rose Toy? ��
It's a female sex toy. Very popular right now. I an told a minute is about average to get the job done
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Old 07-08-2022, 04:34 AM   #7
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OBSG—Great story! I think I would have told her to leave it attached to charger cord and try it in the bathtub. Works great but may shock a bit when used first time.
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Old 07-08-2022, 10:19 AM   #8
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Awhh well that’s her lost!!!
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Old 07-08-2022, 05:15 PM   #9
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It's a female sex toy. Very popular right now. I an told a minute is about average to get the job done
I looked it up, and it's one of the new clit sucking toys. Got my GF one from Bellesa and it does work really well. She gets off in a minute or two.
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Sounds like something I need to investigate. My tongue gets tire with the SB, lol.
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These machines are taking our jobs. DEY TERK ARE JERBS!!
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Old 07-08-2022, 10:17 PM   #12
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Awhh well that’s her lost!!!
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Old 07-09-2022, 01:34 AM   #13
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She can just buy her own and if it's that good to her she won't hesitate.
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True story.
I was dating a young lady I had been chasing over a year. Everything including the sex was great. One day, she mentioned she had always wanted a Rose toy. So I bought her one. Two weeks later, not only were we not having sex, but we broke up. A month later, I ran into her. No "how have you been", "I miss you", nothing. All she had to say was she had lost the charging code for her Rose and needed to buy another one.

I didn't say anything but I was thinking "Bitch, I may be old but at least you dont have to stick a wire up my ass to get me going"

Ah, Karma. A Rose by any other name is still a bitch

So how quickly did you order a new one?
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Old 07-09-2022, 07:50 PM   #15
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So how quickly did you order a new one?
LOL, Nope. Though the thought passed my mind
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