Israel, the UN, and the janitor

[VitaMan]

Representatives from over 65 countries gave speeches at the UN General Assembly this week, condemning the Russian attack on Ukraine and sending prayers and warm thoughts to the Ukrainian people.


In a move seen as an attempt to placate Russian strongman Vladimir Putin – and because Israel’s Ambassador Gilad Erdan had previously scheduled a hairdresser’s appointment – Israel decided to send the Israeli New York mission’s janitor and handyman, Moti Cohen, to deliver the Israel’s remarks.


“I’ve never spoken in public before,” Cohen said after his impromptu speech, in which he expressed admiration for Ukraine’s sanitation standards.


“I was just about to install the minister’s new flat screen TV, when his secretary asked me if I had a few free minutes. I didn’t even have time to change out of my overalls,” added Cohen about his sudden brush with fame.


“I had to look up where Ukraine was on the map.”


Cohen joined the other UN delegates in sending prayers and best wishes to the Ukrainian people.


When asked if those were going to be accompanied by a shipment of weapons or financial aid, a source in Israel’s UN mission, later identified as the office’s driver, said, “Let’s go one step at a time.”

[WTF]

Israel sure has seemed to favor the Russian position.


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[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

...“I had to look up where Ukraine was on the map.”...

As did most Americans, who 1 month ago - never uttered the word Ukraine, unless it was the hooker boards.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

As did most Americans, who 1 month ago - never uttered the word Ukraine, unless it was the hooker boards.

John McCain knew where they were way before Trump tried to hold up arms for political dirt on his opponent!

[bambino]

Originally Posted by WTF

Israel sure has seemed to favor the Russian position.


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Then why were they arming the Neo Nazis Professor Poofter?


https://www.haaretz.com/amp/israel-n...aine-1.6248727

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

Representatives from over 65 countries gave speeches at the UN General Assembly this week, condemning the Russian attack on Ukraine and sending prayers and warm thoughts to the Ukrainian people.


In a move seen as an attempt to placate Russian strongman Vladimir Putin – and because Israel’s Ambassador Gilad Erdan had previously scheduled a hairdresser’s appointment – Israel decided to send the Israeli New York mission’s janitor and handyman, Moti Cohen, to deliver the Israel’s remarks.


“I’ve never spoken in public before,” Cohen said after his impromptu speech, in which he expressed admiration for Ukraine’s sanitation standards.


“I was just about to install the minister’s new flat screen TV, when his secretary asked me if I had a few free minutes. I didn’t even have time to change out of my overalls,” added Cohen about his sudden brush with fame.


“I had to look up where Ukraine was on the map.”


Cohen joined the other UN delegates in sending prayers and best wishes to the Ukrainian people.


When asked if those were going to be accompanied by a shipment of weapons or financial aid, a source in Israel’s UN mission, later identified as the office’s driver, said, “Let’s go one step at a time.”

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by bambino

Then why were they arming the Neo Nazis Professor Poofter?


https://www.haaretz.com/amp/israel-n...aine-1.6248727

enemy of my enemy is my friend.