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03-08-2019, 04:32 PM
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Shine Da Great talks to his penis!
Shine Da Great: Ok buddy you know what foooking time it is!
Penis: Damnit! Do you ever actually get any pussy! I'm tired of you manhandling me!
Shine Da Great: We had this discussion before Shine Da Great has zero game so I either pay for it, and only on special occasions, or the OG pays for it.
Penis: Well where is that dude at!
Shine Da Great: Upstairs foooking some bad chica. I can't interrupt that. Plus I can't ask every foooking day.
Penis: Why can't i be his dick...
Shine Da Great: Why can't i be foooking Carlos Slim's son. Unless you cool with Lorena bobbit and she can switch you'll out you are kind of stuck with me.
Penis: last time you rubbed some of my fucking skin off you asshole!
Shine Da Great: Ok....my ends we're low, I had no idea that 99 cent dollar store lotion was such foooking bullshit.No worries, I splurged on some good lotion with cocoa butter and aloe vera, you know to help you heal a little.
Penis: Do I have any choice?
Shine Da Great: Um....I don't think so. Dicks don't have any rights.
Penis: Please be gentle!
Shine Da Great: We'll see what we can do. Now be quiet, I got to concentrate.
Ten minutes later Splatt!!! All over the sheets, then repeat! Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....
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03-08-2019, 04:49 PM
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Location: austin
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03-08-2019, 04:50 PM
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Hope Abandoned
Join Date: Sep 2, 2010
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 7,263
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TL;DR
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03-08-2019, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: HOUSTON, TEXAS
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TL-DR 2
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03-08-2019, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 4, 2018
Location: Stoolbend, Va.
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Talking to himself.
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03-08-2019, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 18, 2014
Location: .
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Originally Posted by shinepro
Shine Da Great: Ok buddy you know what foooking time it is!
SissyLips: Damnit! Do you ever actually get any pussy! I'm tired of you manhandling me!
Shine Da Great: We had this discussion before Shine Da Great has zero game so I either pay for it, and only on special occasions, or the OG pays for it.
SissyLips: Well where is that dude at!
Shine Da Great: Upstairs foooking some bad chica. I can't interrupt that. Plus I can't ask every foooking day.
SissyLips: Why can't i be his dick...
Shine Da Great: Why can't i be foooking Carlos Slim's son. Unless you cool with Lorena bobbit and she can switch you'll out you are kind of stuck with me.
SissyLips: last time you rubbed some of my fucking skin in your asshole!
Shine Da Great: Ok....my ends we're low, I had no idea that 99 cent dollar store lotion was such foooking bullshit.No worries, I splurged on some good lotion with cocoa butter and aloe vera, you know to help you heal your asshole little.
SissyLips: Do I have any choice?
Shine Da Great: Um....I don't think so. Dicks don't have any rights.
SissyLips: Please be gentle!
Shine Da Great: We'll see what we can do. Now be quiet, I got to concentrate.
Ten minutes later Splatt!!! All over the sheets, then repeat! Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....
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Mineher fix.... sounds better ....no thanks needed.
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03-08-2019, 10:51 PM
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A great thread ruined by 4 people who say I am a sour note to eccie yet these 4 follow me around eccie as if they have a buzzer that goes off in their house alerting them to when Shine Da Great post so. I need help? Ok I guess..... Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....
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03-08-2019, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by shinepro
A great thread ruined by 4 people who say I am a sour note to eccie yet these 4 follow me around eccie as if they have a buzzer that goes off in their house alerting them to when Shine Da Great post so. I need help? Ok I guess..... Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....
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Glad Ima not one of those 4. Being fifth wheel is under-rated.
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03-08-2019, 11:40 PM
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Hope Abandoned
Join Date: Sep 2, 2010
Location: South of Heaven
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Originally Posted by shinepro
A great thread ruined....
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No, it sucked ass as always....no different from the rest of the verbal diarrhea that’s queefed from your keyboard.....
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03-09-2019, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Apr 8, 2013
Location: houston, tx
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too much information shine..
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03-09-2019, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Russ38
No, it sucked ass as always....no different from the rest of the verbal diarrhea that’s queefed from your keyboard.....
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And diarrhea begat diarrhea, or so it’s said in the Bible.
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03-09-2019, 05:08 AM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 335319
Join Date: Feb 6, 2016
Location: USA
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Lol, shine you really should stop these shitty posts..
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03-09-2019, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2014
Location: Whiskey Flats
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I'm glad you have someone to talk to OP.
Poor little bastard.
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03-11-2019, 10:34 PM
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^LMWAO
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03-11-2019, 10:52 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
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Hey Shine..joke for ya
If you get coconut oil on your penis..does that make it a peniscolada? (Like pinacolada)
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