Hiring SUCKretary - Legitimate W2 position available

[Peter Nincompoop]

I am needing to hire a new receptionist/secretary “with benefits” for my real world business.

This is a perfect opportunity for any ladies that are “hobby-minded” but looking for less risk and more consistent reportable income. Or any young ladies looking for an opportunity to get out of fast food/service industry and get some real experience working in a professional atmosphere with better pay.

Ladies, if this interests you or you know someone who may be interested please message me so we can discuss details.

Guys, if you know any ladies who could benefit from a legitimate office job please don’t hesitate to message me as well.

Ideally looking for younger ladies, but am willing to discuss details/options with any willing applicant.

I want to stress this part again… This is a legitimate job in a professional office setting. Dedication and reliability are important here.

Hit me up for more info.

[onlyAMPs4menow]

Talk about a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Dude, if you don't have 100 messages from whore's looking to get a nice payout (in the long run) by 5pm today, they are dumber than I thought.

[oldbutstillgoing]

What could possibly wrong? Hiring a woman for a "legitimate " position but it requires sex as part of the job. Yea, there is no possibility of losing your job or business or possibility jail time over this one.

Your handle is perfect for this post

[asstounding]

Your name is really showing itself here

[pmdelites]

providing the benefits outside work hours should lessen problems (tho probabiluty of them is non-zero).

[Wiesbadenwillie]

you MUSS_B_OUTCHO_DAYUM_MINE!!!

[Anthonylewis50]

This is a terrible idea. Ladies, contact the lawyers who represented deshaun Watsons accusers... Then submit your resume to this guy

[mtabsw]

Reminder April 1 is Saturday, but nice try.

On the other hand, I hope OP is serious, this will be truly a train wreck of biblical proportions in the wind - I can't wait to read about it.

[mrredcat43]

This sounds better than a rental car story

[Joddxxx]

A woman filling out a W-2 form for a legitimate job, and gets to enjoy a sexual harass experience at work.

[Jdallas2023]

I can see this one playing out…how to loose your business that you worked hard to build. Step 1: read the OP’s post. Step 2: nothing…there is no Step 2.

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by asstounding

Your name is really showing itself here

Beat me to it.

[BLM69]

If they had any professional talent, they wouldn't be here selling pussy. OP is better off looking for a college coed and get the best of both worlds

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by Joddxxx

A woman filling out a W-2 form for a legitimate job, and gets to enjoy a sexual harass experience at work.

actually, one cumpletes a W-4 during hiring process and gets a W-2 at end of tax year.

butt, if she FILLs out a W-2 front and rear, that would be most deliteful for some guys!!

i'd ask her to let me fill her up while on conference calls

[TinMan]

Does Stormy Daniels still live in the area?