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Old 03-03-2011, 12:05 PM   #1
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Default I hope it is a nightmare.

I have been waking up every morning and do the usual thing go pee first turn the shower on and climbed in washing everything then I get out shave brush my teeth then I get dressed put everything I need in my pockets because I lay it out the night before and then I grab my glasses off the counter and head out the door to work.
Nothing special just everyday things.

Well this morning things changed up a little, It started out normal the thing that changed was my glasses was on the sink counter and I put them on right after I got out of the shower and I was not thinking real clear when I looked into the mirror and the first thing I say was this naked old man that had a gut on him and if startled me at first then I realized that old naked man was me.

I need help trying to figure out were I left the last 20 years and how in the hell did I grow a gut.

This day has gone down hill every since and I think I'm going home early and going to bed and when I wake up in the morning I will have found out this was just a nightmare.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:07 PM   #2
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My advice is to invest in rose-colored lenses. They make you look younger and skinnier. Works for me, at least.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:15 PM   #3
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I taped a picture of Mr Universe on my mirror w/o the head. I look fucking great every day.

and I don't even have to work out to keep my great body.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:26 PM   #4
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Default Good news, it's not your glasses!

They just aren't making mirrors like they used to. It's really affecting the quality of your reflection and distorts your appearance. I blame Obama but we all have our own theories.
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:32 PM   #5
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Just go with it.....it could be worse.

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Old 03-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #6
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I find old men with guts quite sexy
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #7
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I just lost my appetite looking at the post above mine!
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:43 PM   #8
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OMG.. that picture!!
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:22 PM   #9
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hobbyfun, i was waiting for this "...and i looked over and there was a very attractive woman in my bed who i had no recollection of how she got there the night before. and she had this hobbyfun-eating grin on her face!! i'm hoping it wasnt a nightmare cos she sure was attractive and attracted to me!"

but, that wasnt your case. but i bet it's nothing that a visit to your friendly provider can't cure!!!
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:37 PM   #10
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Wow, and I thought I was the only one that had that experience. Some calling it aging gracefully, I call it just downright getting old. The cure: Stop Looking In That Mirror.
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:32 PM   #11
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Damn you Pearlman, now I have that image running around in my head, do you think they have room for one more?

Hobbyfun, the hell with the last 20 years I am looking for the last 40. I think I remember a young Airborne Ranger but it is so long ago...................
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:47 PM   #12
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I guess we bought our mirrors at the same store. I am going to try to return mine and get one that is a little smaller.My dad did tell me to always keep a women laughing.He just didnt mention they were supposed to stop when I got undressed.
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:53 PM   #13
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Pearl Man, I have a request. Please refrain from using my real life picture. It tends to make screening with the hotties a bit more time consuming.

Thank you.
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:59 PM   #14
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Are you sure that was you? I saw an SOB that fit that description in my bathroom this morning, made me spit toothpaste all over the mirror, did he have a beard?
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Old 03-03-2011, 04:17 PM   #15
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Well thats it, thanks Pearlman no Dominoes Pizza for me tonight. But you I need to loose 30 pounds anyways.
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