I hope it is a nightmare.

[Hobbyfun]

I have been waking up every morning and do the usual thing go pee first turn the shower on and climbed in washing everything then I get out shave brush my teeth then I get dressed put everything I need in my pockets because I lay it out the night before and then I grab my glasses off the counter and head out the door to work.
Nothing special just everyday things.

Well this morning things changed up a little, It started out normal the thing that changed was my glasses was on the sink counter and I put them on right after I got out of the shower and I was not thinking real clear when I looked into the mirror and the first thing I say was this naked old man that had a gut on him and if startled me at first then I realized that old naked man was me.

I need help trying to figure out were I left the last 20 years and how in the hell did I grow a gut.

This day has gone down hill every since and I think I'm going home early and going to bed and when I wake up in the morning I will have found out this was just a nightmare.

[TinMan]

My advice is to invest in rose-colored lenses. They make you look younger and skinnier. Works for me, at least.

[hd]

I taped a picture of Mr Universe on my mirror w/o the head. I look fucking great every day.

and I don't even have to work out to keep my great body.

[Guest071613-2]

They just aren't making mirrors like they used to. It's really affecting the quality of your reflection and distorts your appearance. I blame Obama but we all have our own theories.

[Pearl Man]

Just go with it.....it could be worse.

[Guest022712-3]

I find old men with guts quite sexy

[jbarnard]

I just lost my appetite looking at the post above mine!

[lil_michelle]

OMG.. that picture!!

[pmdelites]

hobbyfun, i was waiting for this "...and i looked over and there was a very attractive woman in my bed who i had no recollection of how she got there the night before. and she had this hobbyfun-eating grin on her face!! i'm hoping it wasnt a nightmare cos she sure was attractive and attracted to me!"

but, that wasnt your case. but i bet it's nothing that a visit to your friendly provider can't cure!!!

[elgato111]

Wow, and I thought I was the only one that had that experience. Some calling it aging gracefully, I call it just downright getting old. The cure: Stop Looking In That Mirror.

[LuckJack]

Damn you Pearlman, now I have that image running around in my head, do you think they have room for one more?

Hobbyfun, the hell with the last 20 years I am looking for the last 40. I think I remember a young Airborne Ranger but it is so long ago...................

[Horsemancummeth]

I guess we bought our mirrors at the same store. I am going to try to return mine and get one that is a little smaller.My dad did tell me to always keep a women laughing.He just didnt mention they were supposed to stop when I got undressed.

[cheatercheater]

Pearl Man, I have a request. Please refrain from using my real life picture. It tends to make screening with the hotties a bit more time consuming.

Thank you.

[Iaintliein]

Are you sure that was you? I saw an SOB that fit that description in my bathroom this morning, made me spit toothpaste all over the mirror, did he have a beard?

[Tara Evans]

Well thats it, thanks Pearlman no Dominoes Pizza for me tonight. But you I need to loose 30 pounds anyways.