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Old 12-12-2012, 07:19 PM   #1
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Exclamation A Good Provider.

Let's tap some minds here and see what we get.

A good provider is like a what?

Sometimes it helps to clarify things in our mind when we catalog them logically.

A good provider is like a maid.

1. A good maid is dependable.
2, A good maid provides quality service.
3. A good maid is sweet to be around.
4. A great maid remembers your birthday and brings you gifts on all occasions.

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Old 12-12-2012, 09:04 PM   #2
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A great maid leaves you alone when you are not in the mood.
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A good provider is like Fed Ex. They are there absolutely, positively when you need them while maintaining superior customer service in a competitive environment.

On the other hand, a bad provider is like the US Postal Service-- lazy, inefficient and come at you with attitude b/c they take things for granted.
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:07 AM   #4
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A good provider is like Fed Ex. They are there absolutely, positively when you need them while maintaining superior customer service in a competitive environment.

On the other hand, a bad provider is like the US Postal Service-- lazy, inefficient and come at you with attitude b/c they take things for granted.
I like this one
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:27 AM   #5
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Exclamation A Good Provider

A good provider is hard to find.

. . .The search continues because the pleasure awaits!

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...screws you so good you forget its a service and then you die of sexual exhaustion.
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:47 PM   #7
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Exclamation Attitude

You may want to rein in your passion just a smidge, sweetheart.

. . . I like your unbridled attitude, but you need your customers to return to stay in business!

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A good provider is like a good doctor, sees u right away, quickly diagnosis what's ailing u, gives u the cure, and is really good at billing u. A bad provider is like a bad doctor, makes u wait, mis diagnosis ur ailment, gives u a placebo, but still bill u.
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A good provider is one that you choose to see more than once, for whatever reason.
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:40 PM   #10
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Cool A Good Provider..

Delivers.


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Old 12-13-2012, 08:16 PM   #11
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Exclamation Doctor

Well, not to deviate too much, but since you brought up the subject of doctor.

. . . What is the difference between a doctor and a duck?



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A good provider is like a good doctor, sees u right away, quickly diagnosis what's ailing u, gives u the cure, and is really good at billing u. A bad provider is like a bad doctor, makes u wait, mis diagnosis ur ailment, gives u a placebo, but still bill u.
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Most of the best maids are mexicans!!! Ba ha ha!!! Thats me!!! Im kidding please no hate mail!
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:11 AM   #13
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A Good Provider Is Like Timex...Takes A Lickn' And Keeps On Tickn'!!!
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:34 AM   #14
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Exclamation Quality Service

Well, after trying out many maids, I must agree with you on that one.

. . . A good maid like a good provider are hard to find, but when you do, you will stay with her because of her quality service!





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