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12-12-2012, 07:19 PM
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A Good Provider.
Let's tap some minds here and see what we get.
A good provider is like a what?
Sometimes it helps to clarify things in our mind when we catalog them logically.
A good provider is like a maid.
1. A good maid is dependable.
2, A good maid provides quality service.
3. A good maid is sweet to be around.
4. A great maid remembers your birthday and brings you gifts on all occasions.
, , , Now, it's your turn!
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12-12-2012, 09:04 PM
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A great maid leaves you alone when you are not in the mood.
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12-13-2012, 12:55 AM
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A good provider is like Fed Ex. They are there absolutely, positively when you need them while maintaining superior customer service in a competitive environment.
On the other hand, a bad provider is like the US Postal Service-- lazy, inefficient and come at you with attitude b/c they take things for granted.
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12-13-2012, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Cpalmson
A good provider is like Fed Ex. They are there absolutely, positively when you need them while maintaining superior customer service in a competitive environment.
On the other hand, a bad provider is like the US Postal Service-- lazy, inefficient and come at you with attitude b/c they take things for granted.
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12-13-2012, 04:27 AM
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A Good Provider
A good provider is hard to find.
. . .The search continues because the pleasure awaits!
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12-13-2012, 07:43 AM
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...screws you so good you forget its a service and then you die of sexual exhaustion.
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12-13-2012, 04:47 PM
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Attitude
You may want to rein in your passion just a smidge, sweetheart.
. . . I like your unbridled attitude, but you need your customers to return to stay in business!
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12-13-2012, 05:13 PM
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A good provider is like a good doctor, sees u right away, quickly diagnosis what's ailing u, gives u the cure, and is really good at billing u. A bad provider is like a bad doctor, makes u wait, mis diagnosis ur ailment, gives u a placebo, but still bill u.
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12-13-2012, 05:48 PM
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A good provider is one that you choose to see more than once, for whatever reason.
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12-13-2012, 06:40 PM
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A Good Provider..
Delivers.
Setty
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12-13-2012, 08:16 PM
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Doctor
Well, not to deviate too much, but since you brought up the subject of doctor.
. . . What is the difference between a doctor and a duck?
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A good provider is like a good doctor, sees u right away, quickly diagnosis what's ailing u, gives u the cure, and is really good at billing u. A bad provider is like a bad doctor, makes u wait, mis diagnosis ur ailment, gives u a placebo, but still bill u.
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12-13-2012, 11:28 PM
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Most of the best maids are mexicans!!! Ba ha ha!!! Thats me!!! Im kidding please no hate mail!
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12-14-2012, 01:11 AM
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A Good Provider Is Like Timex...Takes A Lickn' And Keeps On Tickn'!!! 
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12-14-2012, 08:34 AM
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Quality Service
Well, after trying out many maids, I must agree with you on that one.
. . . A good maid like a good provider are hard to find, but when you do, you will stay with her because of her quality service!
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Most of the best maids are mexicans!!! Ba ha ha!!! Thats me!!! Im kidding please no hate mail!
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