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carkido45 · 07-05-2010, 04:29 PM

What's a polite way to say you're not fresh?
I was with my ATf and was going in for some DATY and noitced she wasn't as fresh as she normally is I tried to get into it but couldn't.
She noticed I wasn't into it and asked why? I made-up some excuse about being tired and we finished up.
I would like to see her again but I don't know?

CivilBarrister · 07-05-2010, 04:56 PM

Can I first say "WTF....you are actually trying to be polite?"

OK. I couldn't resist.

It is just as hard to ask your SO to go brush her teeth or almost anything like that - unless you have had that kinda talk WELL before the event.

I drink a LOT of coffee and therefore get "coffee breath" without even realizing it, even though I brush and rinse often.

I have told ALL my SOs to PLEASE tell me if my breath is not fresh and it will not hurt my feelings.....

So, one thing you can do is tell her sometimes you don't think about taking a shower before fooling around and she should not hesitate to suggest a shower if everything is not everything.

The few times I have been with women who weren't COMPLETELY fresh to my very sensitive nose, I have jumped up, taken her hand and said I wanted to take a joint shower to start the show.

I only had a couple of girls tell me to go ahead that she was fine (SERIOUSLY.....they didn't take the hint!)

DRAG her off anyway.

OR just MAN up and have a talk with her.
If you are close enough to fuck, you should be close enough to be mutually honest.

carkido45 · 07-05-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CivilBarrister

Can I first say "WTF....you are actually trying to be polite?"

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I'm an asshole outside BCD and on this board but never BCD...I'm never an asshole with a lady in private.
Poor hygiene and bad manners are session killers and that would be a waste of time and money.

ThatManFromTexas · 07-05-2010, 06:20 PM

You have to be sensitive and gentle ... start off with a bit of levity... say something like... "Did I tell ya the one about where God asked Adam where Eve was and Adam said, we just had sex... she's washing up down at the creek and God says "OH, nooooo... I'll never get the smell outta those fish..." No, really... women love a man with a sense of humor...

Htowner · 07-05-2010, 07:47 PM

Suggest a mutual bath, that is if you can both fit in one.

Try not being such an asshole outside BCD and you may get fresher girls

guest071611-1 · 07-05-2010, 08:35 PM

Wanna shower together??!! N then clean her vajayjay

CivilBarrister · 07-05-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hollyofhouston

Wanna shower together??!! N then clean her vajayjay

OK, the vision of cleaning your vajayjay just caused me to eat a donut and smoke at the same time.

Thanks..... what do I owe you for that ?

cmspec · 07-05-2010, 09:12 PM

I just keep the chorus of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" on my phone... So far I haven't had to play it but its there if I need it.

...ohhh that smell, can you smell that smell???

Not sure how that would go over...

Mojojo · 07-05-2010, 09:26 PM

Just make sure you start off respectfully, something like "Pardon me madam. . . . " lol

Htowner · 07-05-2010, 10:52 PM

If all else fails, just cut a nice fart and say" now we are even". No hard feelings specially on my member after that smell.

carkido45 · 07-06-2010, 12:49 AM

The place I see her at is a hair salon with no shower.
She has been always been fresh but during the session she told me she had been out of town and had come back a lil late.
So just maybe she didn't have the time to clean-uo proper.

Brooke Wilde · 07-06-2010, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by hollyofhouston

Wanna shower together??!!

Yes! Yes I do!

Mojojo · 07-06-2010, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by hollyofhouston

Wanna shower together??!!

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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Yes! Yes I do!

Don't mind me ladies im just gonna jump in with you two and for the sake of conserving water

Guest091710 · 07-06-2010, 07:53 AM

i think if she is Your regular You should just tell her. She may be a little embarrassed and a little sensitive but as long as Your polite will probably walk away ok. It does happen at times especially if Your in the car on a long drive, its not right out of the shower roses smell. Wetness and Hair cause odor, so with that being said, i shave to bare floors 24/7 and use external deodorants, arms and cat, as well as douche before a session. Summers Eve is Your friend ladies, lol

Sometimes via text is the easiest way to say something You cant face to face. Chicken shit or not, i always hide behind my cell. Just ask her "if she remembers the other day?" Say something sensitive like You value Your time together and feel she deserves Your honesty, and put it out there.

ThatManFromTexas · 07-06-2010, 09:04 AM

I'm just sayin'