Traffic

[EmilyHemingway]

What is up with the traffic down here? Noon rush doesn't seem to wane at all, and then by 2PM the roads are just ridiculous. I haven't seen traffic this bad since Jacksonville, FL. Don't even get me started on the jackasses who don't yield to the ramp. I wasn't expecting this, I thought Corpus was on the small side to have traffic woes.

[Hunter 510]

it's the first of the month, everybody here got their food stamps....this is always THE worst day to go to the grocery store.....

[That.guy001]

Haha! That is messed up! Funny...and true...but still messed up.

[ccsugardaddy]

Emily,I volunteer to be your driver.Can we drive in the back seat together?Anyway any time you need a tour guide just hollar!!!!!!!!!!

[EmilyHemingway]

CCSD, at this strip club in SA there's a DJ that plays this skit called "My dick is so big". A riot. One of them is, "My dick is so big, I have to sit in the back seat to reach the steering wheel."

My dick is so big, it contributed $60,000 to the DNC.

My dick is so big, it's in the other room making us drinks.

My dick is so big, I could use it as a necktie if I weren't afraid I'd strangle every time I got a hard-on.

My dick is so big, it's on coasters.

My dick is so big, it has its own cell phone and gets more calls than I do.

Can't remember any more of them right now. Gawd, I laughed so hard when I heard it.

[ccsugardaddy]

That is funny as shit,that's one big dick for sure!!!!!!!!