Another provider alert

[Guest022718]

I have been a member of this site for over a year, and have posted 4 reviews. I have earned Premium Status. Everyone who reads my posts knows that I am for real. There are some truths that must be told about the providers in our area. If Marcus wishes to move this to alerts, I am fine with that. Trust me.


I, too, was recently contacted by a government agency concerning a provider in this area who advertises that she grew up on a farm. They visited me at my office, in front of my employees. This government agency was planning a trip to our area, and was doing some research. They had heard good things about this provider and wanted to know if I recommended her. I did. This government agency does this sort of thing all the time…..even outside of the US in places like Columbia. Do your research, and you’ll find out I’m telling the truth.

They also warned me about Bree Love, who is a member of the notorious Love Syndicate. This syndicate has members all over the US, like Holly Love in Colorado and Serena Love in Texas. Do your research. You’ll find out I’m telling the truth. They have perfected an instant climax technique that allows them to get in and out of an appointment in well under 2 minutes. The climax is so intense, the trick believes he has spent his entire scheduled time with the provider. This allows each member of the Love Syndicate to see well over 200 clients a day, bilking hobbyists of out literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a day. For legitimacy, they launder this money through the Love’s truck stop chain.

One must take care when seeing MsElena. She is very sensitive about the fact that she has a vestigial twin in her left buttock, and does not like to have it mentioned in her reviews. The twin is sentient, and actually quite intelligent. However, unlike Ms Elena, who is really quite a sweet and playful personality, her vestigial twin is quite unpleasant. During our visit it was always calling me names and poking fun at my limited endowment. Now, greek is not on Ms E’s menu, but the twin is such an asshole, that if you can talk it into a CBJ, it’s the next best thing. Do your research. You can find out which posts here on Eccie have been made by Ms E, and which ones have been made by her twin. You’ll find out I’m telling the truth.

Everything you have read about Kay2Day is the truth, but not all the truth. I have not seen Kay, but after consuming over 10 margaritas, I was visited by the spirit of a provider I miss very much. She told me that Kay does in fact have a pimp, but it is a robot that she controls. Kay herself is an alien from a planet circling Sirius. She has 3 breasts, rather than two. The third breast excretes a liquid which causes forgetfulness, which is why other reviewers have failed to mention the pimp. Look at all the photos you can find of Kay. The one that shows her standing next to the 60-year old Elvis Presley clearly shows the outline of the third breast. All other photos of her have been photoshopped. Do your research. You’ll find out I’m telling the truth.

Finally, one must be made aware that Trolls are real, and they have moved into the Nebraska forum for a long stay. The management of Eccie is beginning to show suicidal tendencies, and appears to be following a destructive business model. If I were running a business that depended upon the goodwill of my clients and the accuracy of the information that gets posted, I would attempt to do something to verify the quality and accuracy of the information that is being posted. Until then, it is up to the reader to take every post with a very large grain of salt.

Do your research! You’ll find out I’m telling the truth.

[cobraguy]

Weird I had an odd experience of a Martian popping out of a providers ass and talking sht abt me the whole session. Good thing I read past ur first paragraph as a slamming was comming not unlike the rear pounding that martian gave me when I turned my back on him.

[dearhunter]

I call bullshit.......everyone knows that Sirius produces chics with 4 tits......ijs

[Marcus Aurelius]

The slave women from Orion is where it's at.
I thought you guys knew that.

[VillianandAble]

There's a Uranus joke in there somewhere, but I'm far too classy to make it.

[MsElena]

Damnit HGrit!!! I told you not to tell anyone about my twin.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by VillianandAble

There's a Uranus joke in there somewhere, but I'm far too classy to make it.

Klingons circling Uranus?

[Galvbay14]

Someone has too much time on their hands.

Great and fun reading, thanks for the chuckles

[Guest110923]

was this supposed to be a joke?
Everything is getting so stupid I cant actually tell anymore ...

[MsElena]

LOL Amen!!


Yes, Kay.

[Ms.Lady Y]

[QUOTE=They also warned me about Bree Love, who is a member of the notorious Love Syndicate. This syndicate has members all over the US, like Holly Love in Colorado and Serena Love in Texas. Do your research. You’ll find out I’m telling the truth. They have perfected an instant climax technique that allows them to get in and out of an appointment in well under 2 minutes. The climax is so intense, the trick believes he has spent his entire scheduled time with the provider. [/QUOTE]


I need to meet this Bree Love and take some lessons!

[Guest110923]

LOL i knew it was Ms E... Sometimes I'm better at being a smartass than i should be LOL

[Bigh1955]

Holy crap Grits!!!!....Thanks bud...I'd forgotten how to LOL

[TRex1176]

I clocked Bree at 4 minutes 17 seconds to climax. Must have been an off day for her. Or I am just a two pump chump. Maybe a little bit of both.

[saxcat81]

And I'm currently watching a Star Trek movie, the world is a strange place.