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ShysterJon · 07-11-2012, 03:21 PM

I'm an established, very competent attorney who's practiced law in Texas for more than 28 years. I primarily do criminal defense and civil litigation. (I do NOT do divorces, child support, or child custody cases.) I've handled thousands of cases involving hobbyists and providers.

I will trade my services for your 40" or larger LCD or plasma TV. We will mutually agree on the number of hours I will work based on the value of the TV.

Please PM me here.

LazurusLong · 07-12-2012, 01:25 AM

Does the TV need to work?

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who you might have defended in the past who knows where some of those things recently fell off a truck....

Just joking but hope you get some good replies.

ShysterJon · 07-12-2012, 09:03 AM

Not only does it have to work, it has to show only porn 24/7 on at least 25 different stations. One station can show gay porn in case you stop by, Laz my friend. Haha.

ShysterJon · 07-16-2012, 08:56 AM

I'm still looking for a TV. Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.

smokeater · 07-17-2012, 01:33 PM

That could be good news as it seems we are staying out of trouble! Just sayin.

ShysterJon · 07-17-2012, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeater

That could be good news as it seems we are staying out of trouble! Just sayin.

Yeah. People need to stop posting useful legal advice on the board. It's bad for business. Haha.