Smart Cabby
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was
having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. While en
route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness for $100 and the
cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for
you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season GreennBay
Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our
country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband looked over at the cab
driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he
catches a cold."
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