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05-29-2013, 05:09 PM
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Jack off into my drink please......
Um yea.....let's hope this doesn't really happen!
"This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice."
http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The...ref=pd_sim_b_1
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05-29-2013, 05:24 PM
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WTF. Ha
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05-29-2013, 05:34 PM
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Reminds me of an old porno, one of the first I was ever, uh, "exposed" to, set in a restaurant. Guy jacks off into a salad at one young lady's table ("I'd like the naturally creamy dressing, please."), at another a different fellow fills a wine glass with his "personal vintage" for a well-dressed businesswoman, and a waitress on her back atop a third table is writing down the menu items a fellow is getting as he pulls her panties aside and dines on her.
I'd like to find that movie again. Fond memories.
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05-29-2013, 06:40 PM
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Personally believe in donating it straight up, off the tap.
I'm sorry. Couldn't resist
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05-29-2013, 06:45 PM
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That actually does sound like a cool porno!
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Reminds me of an old porno, one of the first I was ever, uh, "exposed" to, set in a restaurant. Guy jacks off into a salad at one young lady's table ("I'd like the naturally creamy dressing, please."), at another a different fellow fills a wine glass with his "personal vintage" for a well-dressed businesswoman, and a waitress on her back atop a third table is writing down the menu items a fellow is getting as he pulls her panties aside and dines on her.
I'd like to find that movie again. Fond memories.
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05-31-2013, 06:23 AM
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hahaha this is fucking funny!
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06-01-2013, 06:09 AM
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I remember that porno. Was my of my first. That we're are dressed elegant formal wear. The images that stay in your mind!!! : )
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06-04-2013, 06:05 AM
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Personally believe in donating it straight up, off the tap.
I'm sorry. Couldn't resist
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One Semen-weiser please - no, straight from the tap ...
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06-05-2013, 08:08 AM
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Anyone remember the original American Pie movie where Stiffler chugged a beer that his buddy had just popped a nut in.
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06-22-2013, 11:53 AM
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The thought of it makes me puke....
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06-22-2013, 09:39 PM
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Whoever said semen has a delicate flavor obviously never tasted it straight up on the rocks!
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06-23-2013, 07:22 AM
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Now you got me started on drink names: the Gin Jizzy, the Pop-Off Vodka martini, the Jack-in-Coke, and the White Rushin' (for the guys with PE problems.) I'd better stop now...
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06-23-2013, 08:48 AM
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Oh and the Tequila Cumprize and of course this gives the blowjob shot a whole other level of creme.
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06-23-2013, 04:08 PM
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lol, Malaya, you crack me up! lol
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06-26-2013, 11:28 AM
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Is this for real??? they cant just have cum sitting behind the counter ready to mix.... can they???? wtf.....
0_0 Mind blown.....
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