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Old 07-09-2012, 05:41 AM   #1
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Cool What are some of the excuses your SO gives you for not having SEX?

Here are some

headache,
I got to get up in the morning to take care of kids.
I need my sleep.
Tomarrow..ok
Do I have too?


Tell us some that you heard.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:11 PM   #2
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Mine always says it's too early in the morning and plays dead. At night, she's too tired.

In the Winter, it's too cold to take her clothes off, in the Summer it's too hot and sweaty.

That's okay, everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:52 PM   #3
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... everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day.
So you ask everyday?
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:12 AM   #4
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I have'nt shaved my legs in 2 days.

Its too big
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:27 AM   #5
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Y'all are funny. I hope to never become a woman with no desire....
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:01 PM   #6
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i love you....like a brother

...said during a rough period 7 yrs ago before we adopted our little princesses....best thing we ever did
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:01 AM   #7
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-I hate the way i look
-I feel gross and no, i don't want to shower
-Not even with the lights off

<sigh>
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:21 AM   #8
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--With you?
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:44 AM   #9
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no freebees
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:46 PM   #10
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Wow

Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.

At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-)
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:48 PM   #11
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I don't know, Val, have you ever used an excuse on me hun?
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:19 AM   #12
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You need $500 to fuck me?
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Old 07-13-2012, 05:14 AM   #13
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Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.

At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-)
Your wife from a large family with a lot of sisters?
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Old 07-13-2012, 07:45 AM   #14
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How about the old, I just took a sleeping pill?
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:24 AM   #15
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Can providers chime in,too?

I'm not in a relationship now, but with my ex I had to beg for sex. He went as far as to feign an illness to get out of sex with me. He was always too tired, too full, too something. Sometimes if I threatened to masturbate or have sex with another man I could get some half assed sex.
I just want to say that I can relate.
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