But Mommy, I wanna have two. . .

[Panama Grey]

Little Johnny is talking to his mom about his private part.

"Mom, do all boys have one of these"?

"Yes, Johhny, all boys do. Men, too."

"Men have two? I wanna have two!"

"No, Johnny, men only have one - I should have said, Men have one also."

"I wanna have 2, just like daddy."

(chuckle) "Johnny, daddy only has one."

"No, Mommie - daddy has two. The little one he goes teetee with, and the big one he brushes the babysitters teeth with. . ."

[badhusband]

DOH!!!