Name my putter

[hornygolfer]

I got a new putter last week, and need to name her. Any ideas?

[Centralarnewguy]

Sir Shanks Alot

[MrHappy4u]

I don't know what to name it, but if you get one of our fine ladies to kiss your balls, I bet your putter will stand up!

[jim1995]

Mine is named Goddammit, so that one's taken.

[hornygolfer]

Originally Posted by jim1995

Mine is named Goddammit, so that one's taken.

I've got three of those, one named Jesus Christ, one called sumbitch, and my last one went by "for fuck sake".

[Mr.Chan]

Hole Seeker
Stiff (like the lady said "a stiff putter is good to find."
Short Stroke
"Stroke my balls and I"ll follow you anywhere."
End-o-course
Short and sweet.
WeedWacker
Wonder Par
Holley Roller
Putter There.

[TechOne]

V-Groove

PATY (Puttin' at the Y)

I'd Tap That

[Ginger Doll]

Fore Play

Or, you could always just name it "Ginger."

Think about it. You'll have the opportunity to scream my name, even when I'm not there.

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Fore Play

Or, you could always just name it "Ginger."

Think about it. You'll have the opportunity to scream my name, even when I'm not there.

Priceless !!! That should win right there!!



Why Golf is a Horny Game:
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[MrHappy4u]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Now, I wouldn't mind getting my putter between her legs!

[SweetDanni]

From experience I think it should be fast and furious!

[MrHappy4u]

Originally Posted by Arkansas Danni

From experience I think it should be fast and furious!

From my experience on the golf course, a fast putter never could put it in the hole!

[Ginger Doll]

[hornygolfer]

Originally Posted by MrHappy4u

From my experience on the golf course, a fast putter never could put it in the hole!

I'm sure Danni meant fast and furious with good tempo. I won't put words in her mouth though.

[hornygolfer]

I could just call it sweetndanniginger