Those are excellent!
To the list could be added "Dallasdroughtophobia: the fear that DallasRain may never visit one's local area." I'm suffering from that one. So far, it's a well-founded fear.
Actually, I must be truthful here and say I don't deserve a visit from you, because I've driven past Springfield twice in the last couple of weeks, oblivious that I was passing your home base. But then, the first time I was Texas-bound, where I
visited the fabulous Elisabeth Whispers; and the second time, I was homebound, and
visited the wonderful Wendy Ssindy. And, at my age, that's probably way more than enough already.
Thanks for the funnies!