Everyone ready for FEMA’s Emergency Alert Wednesday

[bambino]

Have your cell phone on by 2:20 eastern standard time


https://www.fema.gov/press-release/2...est-oct-4-2023

[jmichael]

Thanks for the update I heard something about this happening but didn't pay it much attention.

[bambino]

So, here we are, 10/4/2023

[HDGristle]

Hope nobody has any graphene oxide nanoparticles in their body when the tone goes off.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Hope nobody has any graphene oxide nanoparticles in their body when the tone goes off.

If you’re attacked by a zombie Mr Gristle, go for the head.

[HDGristle]

Way more options than just the head. Keep yours on a swivel.

If we don't hear from you at 2:01pm, we'll know you've been turned by the tone and are no longer in control

[bambino]

Well, I’m at the Gab n Eat savoring a sweet sausage, egg and cheese sandwich on Italian toast. Maybe the finest in the country. I’ll be well prepared. But hey, I didn’t take the vax. I’m good to go.

[onawbtngr546]

Make sure everyone turns off their hooker phone, because it'll make a sound. Keep it off until you are alone and away from anyone who might be curious why you have a hooker phone.


The last thing we need is some moron blaming the government for outing their hobbies with their wife due to a test of the emergency alert system. That'll surely spawn 5-6 threads on ECCIE about how the government uses their 5g microchips to monitor mongers like us.

[HDGristle]

Originally Posted by bambino

Well, I’m at the Gab n Eat savoring a sweet sausage, egg and cheese sandwich on Italian toast. Maybe the finest in the country. I’ll be well prepared. But hey, I didn’t take the vax. I’m good to go.

Wasn't in that vax. They have at least 15 delivery systems.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

Wasn't in that vax. They have at least 15 delivery systems.

The test will start at 2:20pm. As mandated by law. But thanks for playing along Mr Gristle

[flows-with-water]

Got my tin foil hat. Just in case

[HDGristle]

Originally Posted by flows-with-water

Got my tin foil hat. Just in case

Good on you.

[bambino]

https://t.me/GoodLionNews/6459

[onawbtngr546]

As soon as the buzzing hit me, I saw thousands of spotted lanternflies all turn gay, right in front of my eyes, while several people who were out shopping fell down while their private parts switched chromosomes. A real shame that the government is mandating our genders now!


Thankfully I covered my entire body in EMF blocking paint, so I was fine.


Stay frosty, laddies

[LayingPipe]

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